So what's your favorite quote??

[kennyairport]

Originally Posted by kennyairport

here's one for you head scratchers. 6+4=2.

in baseball it's a double play.

[BGKirkham]

Originally Posted by kennyairport

here's one for you head scratchers. 6+4=2.

6+4+3=2

[DNA Dan]

“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.”
― Carl Sagan,

[Iwannacamp]

That there...ahh. That there is an RV.

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://youtu.be/lr4jKevcm-M

[indybp57]

"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not..." -Mark Twain

[TheWolfPaq82]

"Don't judge folks by their relatives."

[tuckerdog1]

Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times.

And DW likes:
Pants first, then shoes.

Tuckerdog1

[Cowracer]

i actually said this to someone in conversation, and then instantly realised what i said...

"Not everyone gets dealt four aces in life, but sometimes a pair of nines can still win the pot.

Tim

[MF5270]

Use it up.
Wear it out.
Make it do, or do without.

[SpringerPop]

“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean
you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
~ Edward R. Murrow, 1908 - 1965 ~

Pop

[rjshiflet]

"In a business deal, I'll take a handshake with a guy wearing a John Deere cap over any contract a lawyer can write."

[TheWolfPaq82]

"I would if I could, but I can't so I won't."

[Vern]

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should."

[Pinn]

Should've, Could've, Would've never changed a darn thing.
Boots first, then corset. Rennie thing for those that know.

[DadOfTwo]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Our complaint manager is Ms. Helen Waite. If you have a complaint, go to Helen Waite.

If you cannot control your children please chain them up outside.

You are free to make your decisions, but you are not free from the consequences of your decisions.

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. - Kay, in response to Jay stating that people are smart (MIB)

"It's not that he always thinks he's right. It's that he needs people to TELL him he's right." -Friend talking about me.

If you think that was rude, you should hear what I'm censoring.

[DadOfTwo]

One from my dad years ago, when I asked if I could get my friends to 'help:'


One boy's a boy, two boys is half a boy, and three boys ain't no boy at all.

[windsurfdog]

"I'm way too young to be this old"

[glsimms]

Saw this on a sign outside a church....

"CH_RCH What's Missing?????

[SailorSam20500]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the chucklehead's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Alcohol doesn't solve problems - but then, neither does milk.
5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

[Lefty59]

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is somewhat limited."
- Albert Einstein

“Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.”
― Lloyd Jones