A couple of comments and observations.
BEARS
I have camped quite a bit in bear country.
I find the best thing is to do everything to prevent attracting bears.
keep food and garbage in a tree at night.
Inside your TV or TT can invite a bear to open either like a can of spam.
If a bear comes wondering by make a lot of noise they most often wander off.
I find raccoons to more damage they do not mind humans.
ON UNRULY INDIVIDUALS
I am sure everyone here knows the show "Cops" (you know - "Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do when the cops are coming for you").
Well up here in the Great White North we have a copycat show call "To Serve and Protect". Our version is as about as interesting as watching paint dry. It consist mostly of dealing with drunks and moving hookers along ( they are usually drunk or stoned too)
We do not have any of the excitement of the American COPS show.
Is it because we do not have the crime to film ? I don't know really we do seem to have some high profile court cases so the crime is there.
Video clip from To Serve and Protect -
Funny drunk dude philosophises while being book