I tell everyone I'm an IT professional. It's a whole lot simpler but it also means anyone I meet wants me to fix their computer for free.... In actuality, I work for a medical device company that sells a hardware/software package that takes data from medical devices and imports it into the patient's electronic medical record. Pretty neat stuff. The nice thing is I get to work from home most of the time.
DW sits at home all day and eats bon bons
... actually, she is a stay at home mom, but she homeschools our 3 children (15, 13, 11). I have no idea how she does it all, but without her, I would be lost.