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OldCoot 06-08-2012 05:56 PM

The miracle of toilet paper
 
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?
I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

oldtraveler 06-08-2012 06:11 PM

Loved it. Can't believe a husband would say something like that.

Rsgtivr6 06-08-2012 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oldtraveler (Post 207640)
Loved it. Can't believe a husband would say something like that.

Lol, you've apparently never met my dad...:roflblack:

MikeDett 07-19-2012 03:31 PM

What brand of toilet paper was it. We are always running out. Now I know why.


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