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OldCoot 05-06-2013 06:05 PM

For Men Only
 
The forgotten manual. "How to make a woman happy"
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly,
46. love shopping,
47. be honest,
48. be very rich,
49. not stress her out,
50. not look at other girls.

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself,
52. give her lots of time,
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never forget:
A. birthdays
B. anniversaries
C. arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked
2. Cook some food

clancythecamper 05-06-2013 06:20 PM

very funny :P

myredracer 05-06-2013 07:05 PM

No, no, no!

When our better halves get older, please show up fully clothed. :rolleyes: Ya know what I'm sayin'?

The other problem I see here is that I like to do the cooking. That way I cleverly escape having to do the dishes. :thumbsup:

Hmmm, that means I have been doing all 54 of the items on the list for nothing in return. Time to re-examine things perhaps....

OldCoot 05-06-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myredracer (Post 369283)
No, no, no!

When our better halves get older, please show up fully clothed. :rolleyes: Ya know what I'm sayin'?...

Someone once said "Speak for yourself John Alden"

Bodean614 05-06-2013 07:35 PM

I told mine not to wear a bra. She said why? Well it take the wrinkles out of you face. Then I picked my self up off the floor. Lol


This is the same women that has one breast bigger than the other. Entered wet tshirt contest and got first and third. Lol.

DXSMac 05-06-2013 07:35 PM

I'm female and I don't give a crap about birthdays or anniversaries.

OldCoot 05-06-2013 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodean614 (Post 369327)
I told mine not to wear a bra. She said why? Well it take the wrinkles out of you face. Then I picked my self up off the floor. Lol


This is the same women that has one breast bigger than the other. Entered wet tshirt contest and got first and third. Lol.

And will you have a permanent limp when you finally get out of the hospital?

Labzy 05-06-2013 07:40 PM

I think less women will be reading this thread if you change the title to 'for women only'.

BigBaron 05-06-2013 07:42 PM

I like my better half in her birthday suit!

OldCoot 05-06-2013 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBaron (Post 369337)
I like my better half in her birthday suit!

X2


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