I've been in the pest control business (please no professional questions at this time)
for several years now,all commercial businesses.I'm thinking that most large fivers would stack up nicely square footage wise with a standard size guest room.Not to mention you have your own little kitchen,you know who's used your toilet,and for my wife there are no little blood sucking creatures that only come out at night.
I have seen the good as well as the bad rooms,and I have serviced the one stars and the five stars.Just one of the reasons I like my fiver! How about you guys?