And I looked through the forum (I thought) exhaustively for about an hour, and I see this post with the exact same answers I got for my post about 15 minutes after posting. Yep, I'm an idiot.
"All praise to God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. It is by his great mercy that we have been born again, because God raised Jesus Christ from the dead." 1 Peter 1:3 NLT