I thought I'd only take a small adjustment. Then I realized an alinement may have to be in order. That led to a suggestion of a good tune up.
I told her that she may need a complete overhaul to get her straightened out where things will swing freely with no inhibitions.
I was then informed that a second opinion could be given at any time and that the current model is in satifactory condition.
I might add that I thought that I had taken care of the financial obligation, but it seems that I am still going to be paying for my observations on the very occasional installment plan!