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Old 04-06-2020, 02:31 PM   #1
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Smile Funnies To Lighten Your Day...

These brought a chuckle for me. Hope they do the same for you.

• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I
turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

• Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or
The Bedroom

• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1
teacher fired for drinking on the job.

• I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go
from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she
thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog....
we laughed a lot.

• So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just
find me or do I find them?

• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You
have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no
clue how this place is still in business.

• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb
threat.

• I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I
wear?

• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda.
I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.


• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the
same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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Old 04-06-2020, 02:39 PM   #2
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• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
I think I was the first person to ever use this line several weeks ago. I'm famous!

I can hardly wait until my internet royalties start rolling in!
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:35 PM   #3
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Got a chuckle from your post. Thanks, I needed a lighter note.
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