A joke my blonde wife wouldn't appreciate
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to seven, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said her mom.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to F, but I said it to J. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her noticeably embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 25."
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- Salem 401-2b; 31" Sony Trinitron and two channels on the antenna.
- Smokin' hot wife... 2 boys, 25 and 10.
83 sweet sweet days camped in 2008 - not easy in my neck of the woods!
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