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09-03-2015, 08:29 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Shenandoah Valley of Virginia
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As I Age, I Realized........
.........That:
I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.
My people skills are just fine. My tolerance of others needs work.
The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.
The day the world runs out of beer is just too terrible to think about.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
At my age, "Getting lucky," means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
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09-03-2015, 08:37 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Texas
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LOL
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2014 Palomino Columbus 3650TH
435AH 12V VMax Charge Tanks, 520 watt Monocrystilline Solar Array, Morningstar MPPT TS-60 CC,Morningstar Remote,Cotek True Sine Wave Inverter,Cotek Remote Controller,50amp Progressive Hardwire Surge Protector
2015 Dodge 3500 6.7L 4X4
2011 CanAm Commander XT 1000
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09-03-2015, 08:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: NE Florida
Posts: 781
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09-03-2015, 08:50 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
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 good one
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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09-03-2015, 09:19 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Katy, TX
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Yes! This!
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Katy, TX
2011 Carriage Cabo 341
2014 Wildwood 231RBXL - Traded Her In
2016 Days Camped = 5; Reserved = 14 so far 
2015 Days Camped = 24 / 2014 Days Camped = 23
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09-03-2015, 09:39 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Liverpool NY
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Very nice...and all too true!
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2019 Chev Silverado LT Z71 Ext. Cab, 4x4, 5.3L V/8
Reese Straight Line WDH, 2000W Honda Gen.
2 Old Town kayaks & 2 Boston Terriers - Zoey/Gonzo
Lar & Ruth
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09-03-2015, 02:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Chardon, Ohio
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Not good, too many of those hit close to home.
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2016 Winnebago Adventurer 38Q-26K Chassis...traded in 2015 Wildcat 282RKX
Towing 4 down 2014 CR-V EX-L w/Nav & Blue Ox & Ready Brute Elite or 2018 Colorado Crew Cab 4x4 V6 longbed
NRA Endowment Life Member, FMCA #455593, WIT #170814 & Mid-Ohio Winnies
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09-03-2015, 02:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Keller, Texas
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I'll remember these for when I get older.
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09-05-2015, 01:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
I'll remember these for when I get older. |
But I won't write them down
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2013 Coachman Mirada 29DSSE
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09-05-2015, 01:18 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
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Aww heck, I can't remember why I came into this thread.
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09-05-2015, 01:25 AM
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Just a member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Great White North
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TV: 2019 Dodge 3500 SRW Crew HO CTD
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09-05-2015, 10:00 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Keller, Texas
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I'm beginning to think that maybe having "Senior" in front of "Member" isn't such a good thing. 
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09-05-2015, 10:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Clarksville Va.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
I'm beginning to think that maybe having "Senior" in front of "Member" isn't such a good thing. |
Do you remember why you put it there?...
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Concord
2018 / 300 DSC
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09-05-2015, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Keller, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gljurczyk
Do you remember why you put it there?... |
Come to think about it - No. Or even if I put it there.
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09-05-2015, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Idaho
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
Come to think about it - No. Or even if I put it there. |
Put what where?
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"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." 2014 19 days camping 2015 17 days camping201620 days camping
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09-05-2015, 11:39 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Keller, Texas
Posts: 6,090
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Idaho
Put what where?
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I'm sorry - what were we talking about?
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11-08-2015, 09:09 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money.
Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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