Be careful what you tell your wife...
A husband spend the whole weekend partying at his buddy's house.
When he comes home Sunday afternoon his wife starts in on him.
"I haven't seen you all weekend. How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days ?"
To which he replies "I'd like it just fine."
Well he didn't see her all day Monday. He didn't see her all day Tuesday.
Then finally on Wednesday evening, the swelling when down and he could just barely see her out of the corner of his left eye.