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03-04-2013, 08:40 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 34,507
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best forum signatures
I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
All generalizations are false.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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03-04-2013, 08:54 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 454
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.....wait... I was the last to laugh!! Enjoyed that. Thanks. 
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2013 Rockwood Mini Lite 2109S
2006 Dodge Durango Hemi 5.7
Equal-i-zer WDH
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03-05-2013, 09:49 AM
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Experienced Newbie
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: My house, sometimes my camper
Posts: 282
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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2011 Silverado CC/SB
2014 Cougar 31SQB
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03-05-2013, 10:32 AM
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Camper Less Camping
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: NW
Posts: 3,642
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Lol
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2013 Sabre 32RCTS-6 (sold)
Family of 4 whose always on the GEAUX!
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03-05-2013, 11:08 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhartzel
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Someone told me that once...unfortunately they were refering to me! 
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Dan n Dione
TV: 2012 Ram 3500 Laramie CC LB 4x4 DRW
RV: 2013 Crusader 325RES Touring Edition
Days Camped: 2012 (3) 2013 (22)
Next Trip: Mission Bay, CA 6/6 - 6/9
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03-05-2013, 11:20 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Posts: 3,367
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Many of those are quite clever!
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2021 F350 Lariat 7.3 4X4 w 4.30s, 2018 Wildcat 29RLX
2012 BMW G650GS, Demco Premiere Slider
1969 John Deere 1020, 1940 Ford 9N, 1948 Ford 8N
Jonsered 535, Can of WD-40, Duct Tape
Red Green coffee mugs
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03-05-2013, 11:33 AM
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daydreaming about camping
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: KC area
Posts: 1,404
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It's not that I don't care, oh wait, yeah it is that I don't care.
According to Jesus, what is Caesar's is Caesar's. But he did not say anything about the IRS.
We can put men on the moon, but we can't a hammer that avoids my thumb?
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2013 Coachmen Freedom Express 320BHDS pulled by a 2005 F250 King Ranch CC
A rainy day camping is better than a sunny day at work.
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03-05-2013, 11:45 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 165
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Great lines!
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03-05-2013, 12:28 PM
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Now a "Top Member"
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Roman Forest, TX
Posts: 4,347
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Hey...what about mine??
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Ed and Sharon
2010 Wildcat 28RKBS
2019 Ford F-250 XLT - AWESOME Truck!
Retired AF MSgt
I thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong!
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03-05-2013, 12:35 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EdJunior
Hey...what about mine??
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I used to use a similar signiture on another BB...
I thought I was wrong once...but I was mistaken!
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Dan n Dione
TV: 2012 Ram 3500 Laramie CC LB 4x4 DRW
RV: 2013 Crusader 325RES Touring Edition
Days Camped: 2012 (3) 2013 (22)
Next Trip: Mission Bay, CA 6/6 - 6/9
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03-05-2013, 12:39 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 34,507
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dnd
i used to use a similar signiture on another bb...
I thought i was wrong once...but i was mistaken!
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nothings changed!
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03-05-2013, 05:41 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 353
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i before e except after c, what a weird society we live in!
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Joel K
2013 Coachman Mirada 29DSSE
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03-05-2013, 06:02 PM
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phat phrog stunt crew
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: bethalto il
Posts: 1,422
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why is it we can build bridges, but cant make the road meet up smoothly with them?
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Sent from ny nook using fairly accurate digits.
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03-05-2013, 06:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Western Connecticut
Posts: 1,587
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"Government Intelligence"?
"We're from the IRS and here to help"
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2010 Cedar Creek 5th Wheel 34SATS "The Beast"
2006 Ford F350 Lariat 6.0L Diesel
2003 Harley Heritage Softail "Hogzilla"
1986 Marriage to "Wifey" (patience of a saint)
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03-06-2013, 08:23 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 34,507
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NEW PHAT PHROG SIGNITURE :
if stupidity got us into this mess why can't stupidity get us out?
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03-06-2013, 08:32 AM
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Mod free 5er
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Concord, NC
Posts: 24,702
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhartzel
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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I think this one refers to the 536 (535 in congress) in Washington, DC
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03-06-2013, 08:59 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by f1100turbo
NEW PHAT PHROG SIGNITURE :
if stupidity got us into this mess why can't stupidity get us out?
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Dan n Dione
TV: 2012 Ram 3500 Laramie CC LB 4x4 DRW
RV: 2013 Crusader 325RES Touring Edition
Days Camped: 2012 (3) 2013 (22)
Next Trip: Mission Bay, CA 6/6 - 6/9
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03-06-2013, 09:08 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 34,507
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DnD
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Right?
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03-06-2013, 09:57 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by f1100turbo
Right?
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Trust me! What could go wrong?
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Dan n Dione
TV: 2012 Ram 3500 Laramie CC LB 4x4 DRW
RV: 2013 Crusader 325RES Touring Edition
Days Camped: 2012 (3) 2013 (22)
Next Trip: Mission Bay, CA 6/6 - 6/9
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03-06-2013, 11:59 AM
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Another rat in the race
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Redlands CA
Posts: 368
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My personal favorite:
How hard could it be?
and runner up
common sense is not all that common
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A rainy day camping is better than any sunny day at work
2004 F250 V10 SD Xcab 2011 Wildwood T26BHXL
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