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Old 11-14-2020, 05:47 PM   #2121
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Old 11-14-2020, 06:04 PM   #2122
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:26 AM   #2125
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HangDiver, your math joke reminds me of when Adam was out for a stroll in the Garden of Eden and came across two snakes curled up and crying their eyes out. Adam asked them why they were so upset. One of the snakes replied, "God told us to go out and be fruitful and multiply." When Adam asked why that was a problem, the snake replied, "We're adders."
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Old 11-19-2020, 12:16 PM   #2126
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What do you call a guy with no legs, water skiing?
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Skip

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Old 11-19-2020, 12:30 PM   #2128
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Old 11-19-2020, 12:34 PM   #2129
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Nothing, he won't come anyway.
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Old 11-19-2020, 02:34 PM   #2130
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Old 11-19-2020, 02:35 PM   #2131
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Old 11-19-2020, 10:37 PM   #2132
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Old 11-20-2020, 12:54 AM   #2133
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Old 11-20-2020, 05:50 AM   #2134
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HangDiver, your math joke reminds me of when Adam was out for a stroll in the Garden of Eden and came across two snakes curled up and crying their eyes out. Adam asked them why they were so upset. One of the snakes replied, "God told us to go out and be fruitful and multiply." When Adam asked why that was a problem, the snake replied, "We're adders."
Had to think about this one for a few seconds.....good one!
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Old 11-22-2020, 06:42 PM   #2139
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I turned to my wife and said "dammit, I'm mad".

She said "stop being so palindromatic"
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