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Which one graduated in the lower 50% of the class?
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01-22-2021, 07:43 AM
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Probably the Proctologist[emoji16]
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Thanks....I just laughed coffee out of my nose!
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01-22-2021, 10:12 AM
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I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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01-22-2021, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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01-22-2021, 12:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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Hmmm, could be a nice Scotch Ale.
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01-22-2021, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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When I read this I thought 6.7% isn’t really that strong. I have some Mad Elf in the fridge that is 11%. The strongest I’ve had was around 14% at the Burp Castle in NYC.
Out of curiosity, I googled the strongest beer....67.5%! Good night! Now that’s a strong beer!
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01-22-2021, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jfkmk
When I read this I thought 6.7% isn’t really that strong. I have some Mad Elf in the fridge that is 11%. The strongest I’ve had was around 14% at the Burp Castle in NYC.
Out of curiosity, I googled the strongest beer....67.5%! Good night! Now that’s a strong beer!
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Stronger than 100 proof whiskey 
Officer to drunk driver: "How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Driver just before he passes out: "Honest officer, just ONE beer." 
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01-22-2021, 09:17 PM
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If the police pull you over and say your eyes look glassy, have you been drinking, you never say back to him “officer your eyes looked glazed. Have you been eating donuts!”
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01-23-2021, 08:46 AM
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01-23-2021, 09:20 AM
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Well... yeah!
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01-23-2021, 02:21 PM
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Well... yeah!
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That's hilarious [emoji23]
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01-23-2021, 07:04 PM
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Yup!
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
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01-23-2021, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
Yup!
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X2, love it.
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01-23-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
Yup!
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Sadly, this is my wife. And she’s not old!
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01-24-2021, 09:24 AM
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Hey now, Grandmas (and Grandpas)got to come from somewhere. My wife (and I) are not that old (inside) but we are grandparents. The new one from our oldest, well knowing her dad, she will be the one to bring the twinkies and tequila.
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Sadly, this is my wife. And she’s not old!
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01-25-2021, 01:17 PM
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I think I had a really good time last night.
I'll let you know after I finish reading the police report.
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01-25-2021, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
I think I had a really good time last night.
I'll let you know after I finish reading the police report.
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If there was a police report, chances are you at least had a memorable time 
On that note, my Son threw a big 50th Birthday party at his house. Hired a band, bartender, and caterer. Knowing there would be loud music he invited the entire neighborhood, most of whom showed up.
About 11PM the police came to the front door. Seems that a "neighbor" almost a half mile away called in a noise complaint.
Son considered the party as PERFECT. All his (close) neighbors showed up as well as the Police. He invited them to join in but they respectfully declined, claiming they had to go on another call
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01-25-2021, 01:35 PM
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so a mushroom walks into a bar, and says "hey, bartender, give me a beer!"
the bartender says, "we don't serve talking mushrooms in this bar."
and the mushroom says.....
come on, i'm a fun-gi!
ba-dum-dum
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01-25-2021, 01:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by delphis
so a mushroom walks into a bar, and says "hey, bartender, give me a beer!"
the bartender says, "we don't serve talking mushrooms in this bar."
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come on, i'm a fun-gi!
ba-dum-dum
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A piece of string walks into a bar. Bartender kicks him out - "We don't serve your kind here!"
The string goes outside and thinks for a moment, the twists himself into a pretzel shape. He then messes up his hair until it is poking out in every possible direction. He walks back into the bar.
The bartender says "Hey! Aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?"
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I was walking out of the hospital when this scruffy looking dude walked up to me and asked "any change, pal"
No, He's still in intensive care, I replied.
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