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04-07-2021, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: 90 miles North of Gods country. :)
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Sorry you missed me. 
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04-07-2021, 07:33 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,960
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 2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-07-2021, 11:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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From the universal translator, Klingon or Romulan sales being???
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-08-2021, 04:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Alaska
Posts: 1,831
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Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
From the universal translator, Klingon or Romulan sales being???
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or Star Trek Ferengi?
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04-08-2021, 08:28 AM
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Enjoying Life
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Texas
Posts: 978
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I vote Ferengi 
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2022 Rockwood 2109S
Previous: Rockwood 2608WS, 2608BSD
2006 Durango HEMI
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04-08-2021, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-08-2021, 10:14 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Proving that you need to check the fine print and clarify assumptions. 
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-09-2021, 12:29 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Northen IL
Posts: 8,334
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Don’t bother looking up “impose”.
It’s next to impossible.
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04-09-2021, 01:38 PM
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waybeck2018
Join Date: Sep 2018
Location: Central Alabama
Posts: 764
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Originally Posted by wmtire
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Having operated Naval Ships out of the Gulf many times, this is a frightful thought!! If it is blocked off too soon we have no escape route! In 1985 or maybe 1986 a significant hurricane was approaching this area and we were in Panama City doing LCAC work ups. My ship was a 609 ft LSD (41) I was ballasting officer in addition to 8-10 other "hats " I wore. Hurricane increased its speed and covered any safe water for evasion, so, we headed towards Central American and rode her out there. Fortunately the hurricane did not change course down that way we went.
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2012 F-250, 6.7 Super Duty Powerstroke; 2019 291 BR Primetime Tracer,
Days camped in 2018-61
Looking Forward to Completing This Map Soon !
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04-09-2021, 09:00 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,817
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An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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04-10-2021, 09:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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That calls for a drum roll!
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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04-10-2021, 11:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-14-2021, 03:21 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,960
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-14-2021, 08:13 PM
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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All she made was whiskey, but I loved her still
My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.
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Safe Travels
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04-15-2021, 04:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Rockingham County, North Carolina
Posts: 280
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Spoiled Park Bears
National Park Bears out for dinner now days.
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Jim T
2021 Rockwood Signature 8298KS
2016 Ram 2500
Years camping 50+,
Days camping in 2021, 120 and counting.
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04-15-2021, 07:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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My favorite time!
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-16-2021, 01:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 700
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We call that beer 30
Sometimes I have to reference a different time zone. 
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04-16-2021, 09:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Quote:
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We call that beer 30
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It's ALWAYS 5:00 somewhere! 
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-19-2021, 11:10 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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I spotted a picture of Ken of kenandterry. Apparently Ken's taken up dog mushing!
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-19-2021, 02:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Rockingham County, North Carolina
Posts: 280
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This one made me chuckle a tad.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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2021 Rockwood Signature 8298KS
2016 Ram 2500
Years camping 50+,
Days camping in 2021, 120 and counting.
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