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04-27-2022, 04:40 AM
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Father Frederick
Join Date: Mar 2022
Location: Lima OH
Posts: 59
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I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.
I couldn’t find any.
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Home base: 40°44'55.2"N 84°08'18.7"W
BOV: E19FBS w/2019 Silverado 1500LT/DC
Semi-retired from 52yrs broadcast engineering
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04-28-2022, 05:56 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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04-29-2022, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,057
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I learned this via Babble.
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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05-04-2022, 05:09 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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05-04-2022, 07:16 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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05-04-2022, 08:07 PM
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Father Frederick
Join Date: Mar 2022
Location: Lima OH
Posts: 59
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Something fun or funny. The town I live in is where the Abrams tanks are made. I'm sure everyone knows what a "tractor pull" is, where modified tractors will pull a weighted sled for competition.
A friend sent this to me. It's short. Just for grins, an M1A2 battle tank did a pull, and took the sled out of the arena.
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Home base: 40°44'55.2"N 84°08'18.7"W
BOV: E19FBS w/2019 Silverado 1500LT/DC
Semi-retired from 52yrs broadcast engineering
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05-06-2022, 11:27 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: 90 miles North of Gods country. :)
Posts: 120
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My wife and i went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...... smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"
MY wife gave me a healthy jab and said, WOW~~That's more
than twice a week!........... You could learn a lot from him.
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day... You could REALLY learn something from
this one'.
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow'.
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.....................
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05-16-2022, 10:23 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,922
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Did you hear about the magician mortician?
His magic word is "Abracadaver"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-16-2022, 10:24 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,922
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A woman has plunged to her death whilst trying to take a photo of herself posing on a balcony.
She's only got herselfie to blame.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-16-2022, 11:02 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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Yeah, and six week ago I couldn't even spell Inguneer and now I are one.
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cyote61
DX3 36 TS 2018
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05-16-2022, 02:33 PM
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#3091
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: MT Airy, NC
Posts: 671
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Camping from 2008, Life member Good Sam / KOA / iRV2
2014 Columbus 320RS
2011 Ford, F250, 6.7D, SRW
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05-16-2022, 02:54 PM
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#3092
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,448
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Did you hear about the magician mortician?
His magic word is "Abracadaver"
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I’m sharing this at work.
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05-17-2022, 01:30 PM
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Georgia Rally Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: GA
Posts: 24,465
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Remember the tv show Hollywood squares.
Q.Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q.If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing.(sold) (sold) 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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05-17-2022, 01:37 PM
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#3094
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,922
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My boss has suggested I work from home but sadly I'm not remotely interested.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-17-2022, 07:39 PM
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#3095
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 353
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I used to be self employed but I had to quit.
The boss was a real a..hole!
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Joel K
2013 Coachman Mirada 29DSSE
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05-19-2022, 11:57 AM
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#3096
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,057
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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05-24-2022, 11:14 AM
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#3097
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,922
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-26-2022, 07:22 PM
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#3098
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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05-27-2022, 09:54 AM
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#3099
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,922
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I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.
In fact it couldn't give two hoots.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-28-2022, 07:31 PM
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#3100
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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