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I've just upgraded to Directv HD.
I'm impressed.
The phrase 'No satellite signal' has never been so colorful and clear.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-14-2016, 11:03 AM
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I've got a smartphone, with a dumb battery.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-21-2016, 09:23 PM
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First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.
I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.
I don't know how I pulled through it..
It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.
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02-07-2016, 05:20 PM
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A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners.
Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks.
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02-07-2016, 05:50 PM
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A man decides to join a monastery where they're only allowed to say 2 words every 10 yrs.
10 yrs go by and they have a big dinner and the man stands up and says, "Bed hard" and sits down.
Another 10 yrs go by, they have a big dinner, the man stands up and says, "Food bad" and sits down.
Another 10 yrs go by, they have a big dinner, the man stands up and says, "I quit," and sits down.
The head monk stands up and says, "Well, I'm not surprised. All you've done since you got here is complain!"
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04-07-2016, 04:17 PM
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I met a genie today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when the Chicago Cubs win the World Series again."
"You're a sly devil!" said the genie.
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04-08-2016, 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I met a genie today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when the Chicago Cubs win the World Series again."
"You're a sly devil!" said the genie.
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04-09-2016, 08:50 AM
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And I thought it was the Goat All This Time
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Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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04-30-2016, 09:27 AM
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I can't help being lazy.
It walks in the family.
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05-15-2016, 11:07 AM
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I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 26 this year.
Actually, it's turning 42.
It just looks 26.
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06-01-2016, 12:16 PM
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Purple is my favorite color. I like it more than blue and red combined.
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06-13-2016, 10:24 AM
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You know when you're grilling a steak and your mouth waters because you can't wait to eat it............ I wonder if vegans get the same feeling when they mow their lawns?
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06-13-2016, 10:38 AM
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How can you identify someone who's a dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He's the one staying up all night wondering if there's a dog
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06-18-2016, 05:13 PM
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I'd tell you a great time travel joke....
but you didn't like it.
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06-20-2016, 06:50 PM
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You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
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06-20-2016, 07:00 PM
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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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06-20-2016, 07:01 PM
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Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
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06-20-2016, 07:01 PM
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To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet – you can hide, but you can’t run.
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06-20-2016, 07:03 PM
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.
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07-10-2016, 07:04 PM
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My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.
I was born ready.
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