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Old 07-10-2016, 07:05 PM   #41
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Old 08-08-2016, 07:23 AM   #42
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"Please don't lead me into temptation. I can find it all by my self."
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Old 08-29-2016, 12:03 PM   #43
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I've created a shoe made out of Lego, so when you step on Lego it doesn't hurt.

You just get taller.
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Old 08-29-2016, 11:54 PM   #44
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:25 AM   #45
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Point to ponder:

Does a Transformer need car insurance or life insurance?
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:36 AM   #46
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:37 AM   #47
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What do you call a bear with no socks?

Bear Foot!
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:38 AM   #48
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Why does the porcupine always win any game he plays?

He has more points!
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is quite heavy. A Zippo is a little lighter.
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Old 09-08-2016, 10:40 AM   #51
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The word "nothing" is a palindrome. "Nothing" reversed is "Gnihton".

Which also means nothing.
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Old 09-13-2016, 02:38 PM   #52
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One.

How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Old 09-20-2016, 08:42 AM   #53
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The first rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not converse, chat, speak, discuss, verbalize, vocalize, mention, babble, spill the beans, articulate, confer, squeal, lecture, let the cat out of the bag or allude to Thesaurus Club.
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Ever wondered what the electric eel was called before electricity was invented ?
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Hitchhikers are so cool...... They are always giving me a thumbs up .
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I hate rude people at the cinema, talking loudly, eating loudly, laughing loudly. It's like shut up, I'm trying to film a movie!
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Scientists say, that towels are the leading cause for dry skin .
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Jack Daniels couldn't be here today......... But, he's here in spirit .
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I have never seen someone write the letter "a" with how it is shown in most fonts. I have only seen it written as "ɑ."
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