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My only talent is sleeping.
I could do it with my eyes closed.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-08-2016, 07:23 AM
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"Please don't lead me into temptation. I can find it all by my self."
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"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."
-Ayn Rand
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08-29-2016, 12:03 PM
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I've created a shoe made out of Lego, so when you step on Lego it doesn't hurt.
You just get taller.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-29-2016, 11:54 PM
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Yes, I drink a lot of brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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09-02-2016, 08:25 AM
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Point to ponder:
Does a Transformer need car insurance or life insurance?
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-02-2016, 08:36 AM
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Why can't your nose be 12" long?
Cause then it'd be a foot! 
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 2016 Grey Wolf 26DBH following a 2014 RAM 1500 Outdoorsman
Life is good...Live it!
Nights Camped - (2014) - 16 in 6 trips (2015) - 20 in 6 trips
(2016) - 21 in 7 trips
(2017) - 12 in 3 and going seasonal for at least the rest of the year!
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09-02-2016, 08:37 AM
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What do you call a bear with no socks?
Bear Foot!
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2016 Grey Wolf 26DBH following a 2014 RAM 1500 Outdoorsman
Life is good...Live it!
Nights Camped - (2014) - 16 in 6 trips (2015) - 20 in 6 trips
(2016) - 21 in 7 trips
(2017) - 12 in 3 and going seasonal for at least the rest of the year!
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09-02-2016, 08:38 AM
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Why does the porcupine always win any game he plays?
He has more points!
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2016 Grey Wolf 26DBH following a 2014 RAM 1500 Outdoorsman
Life is good...Live it!
Nights Camped - (2014) - 16 in 6 trips (2015) - 20 in 6 trips
(2016) - 21 in 7 trips
(2017) - 12 in 3 and going seasonal for at least the rest of the year!
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09-02-2016, 09:33 AM
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
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2012 Rockwood Ultra-Lite 2701SS, Goodyear Endurance LRD, ProPride 3P 1400 hitch
2013 F-150 FX4 7700# GVWR SuperCrew 3.5L EcoBoost 157" WB Max Tow 3.73:1
John, Dawn and Emily... and Bella the camping kitty
visit our website at www.restcure.ca
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09-02-2016, 09:34 AM
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is quite heavy. A Zippo is a little lighter.
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2012 Rockwood Ultra-Lite 2701SS, Goodyear Endurance LRD, ProPride 3P 1400 hitch
2013 F-150 FX4 7700# GVWR SuperCrew 3.5L EcoBoost 157" WB Max Tow 3.73:1
John, Dawn and Emily... and Bella the camping kitty
visit our website at www.restcure.ca
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09-08-2016, 10:40 AM
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The word "nothing" is a palindrome. "Nothing" reversed is "Gnihton".
Which also means nothing.
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09-13-2016, 02:38 PM
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One.
How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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09-20-2016, 08:42 AM
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The first rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not converse, chat, speak, discuss, verbalize, vocalize, mention, babble, spill the beans, articulate, confer, squeal, lecture, let the cat out of the bag or allude to Thesaurus Club.
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09-20-2016, 08:45 AM
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Ever wondered what the electric eel was called before electricity was invented ?
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09-23-2016, 07:01 AM
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Hitchhikers are so cool...... They are always giving me a thumbs up .
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09-23-2016, 07:02 AM
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I hate rude people at the cinema, talking loudly, eating loudly, laughing loudly. It's like shut up, I'm trying to film a movie!
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09-24-2016, 05:01 AM
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Scientists say, that towels are the leading cause for dry skin .
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09-24-2016, 05:03 AM
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Jack Daniels couldn't be here today......... But, he's here in spirit .
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09-25-2016, 05:50 PM
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Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys or phone, I do 75% of the Macarena.
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09-25-2016, 05:53 PM
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I have never seen someone write the letter "a" with how it is shown in most fonts. I have only seen it written as "ɑ."
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