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08-25-2019, 08:33 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,438
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatchdog
I tell my wife that my sense of humor is stuck in the third grade.
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My wife tells me that all the time.
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08-25-2019, 10:51 AM
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#1062
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LTDunltd
Typical house in Wisconsin in the winter.
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Not quite, DW doesn't like dogs.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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08-25-2019, 11:34 AM
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#1063
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrapper
Not quite, DW doesn't like dogs.
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Notice he has the couch all to himself....excuse me the Davenport.
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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08-25-2019, 11:47 AM
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#1064
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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08-26-2019, 12:22 PM
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#1065
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,788
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Auto correct...
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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08-26-2019, 12:32 PM
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#1066
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
Notice he has the couch all to himself....excuse me the Davenport.
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He has a town in Iowa all to himself
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08-26-2019, 12:43 PM
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#1067
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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The fire joke
There’s a fire in the middle of a room and 3 buckets of water in the corner.
A physicist walks in, takes a bucket of water, pours it around the fire and waits for the fire to put itself out.
An engineer walks in and pours a bucket on the fire, it doesn’t go out so he goes off to check the fire safety standards.
A mathematician walks in, looks at the fire and the remaining bucket of water, convinces himself there’s a solution and walks out.
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08-26-2019, 01:53 PM
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#1068
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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What would you do?
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Safe Travels
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08-26-2019, 02:12 PM
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#1069
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CurtPutnam
What would you do?
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Depends on which way he goes if that car behind is yours.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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08-27-2019, 01:17 PM
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#1070
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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When I was in my teens I played football
In my 20's I played volleyball
In my 30's I played tennis
In my 40's I played badminton
Now I play "Can I get out of bed this morning without messing up my back?"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-27-2019, 03:06 PM
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#1071
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,788
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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08-28-2019, 11:04 AM
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#1072
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Yep
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-28-2019, 12:41 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Did you know, that despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-28-2019, 02:19 PM
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#1074
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Do you know:
... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside furniture stores?
... that The Oldest Trick In The Book is the infamous "Tapping on a person's left shoulder when you're standing on their right"? This trick was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia.
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head... and darn it, I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that the The Root Of All Evil is fishsticks?
... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
... the muffin man
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-28-2019, 03:08 PM
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#1075
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Always Learning
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Four Corners, FL
Posts: 21,890
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
... that*torture*is better to give than to receive?
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Don't shame my kink.
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Officially a SOB with a 2022 Jayco Precept 36C
Checkout my site for RVing tips, tricks, and info | Was a Fulltime Family for 5 years, now we're part-timing on long trips
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08-28-2019, 04:39 PM
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#1076
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 10,907
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Do you know:
... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside furniture stores?
... that The Oldest Trick In The Book is the infamous "Tapping on a person's left shoulder when you're standing on their right"? This trick was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia.
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head... and darn it, I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that the The Root Of All Evil is fishsticks?
... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
... that there are at least three other businesses like show business?
... the muffin man
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So do doctors! Think about it!
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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08-28-2019, 04:40 PM
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#1077
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Do you know:
... that since haste makes waste, and slow and steady wins the race, it follows that everybody who loses a race must therefore be charged with littering?
... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
... that I let the dogs out, and you can't do a thing about it?
... that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "AAA"?
... that when it says "Do not try at home", it actually means "Do not try this at all"?
... that food is probably the most addictive substance known to man?... that withdrawal symptoms include nausea, hallucinations and possibly death?
... that my dad reproduces asexually, thus making me impervious to yo momma jokes?
... that forgetting to carry the one is the leading cause of disaster for world domination plans?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... that it's not butter?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-28-2019, 04:53 PM
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#1078
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Do you know:
... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
... that You may be able to read?
... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one?
... that every single day, we breathe enough air to continue living?
... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks?
... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
... that reading this post is a severe waste of time?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-28-2019, 05:55 PM
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#1079
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Coupeville, WA
Posts: 476
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. . . That Wmtire has way too much time on his hands.
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08-28-2019, 06:35 PM
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#1080
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coupevillefish
. . . That Wmtire has way too much time on his hands.
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Mmhmmm. He SAYS he runs a tire store.
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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