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I just read a list of "The 100 Things To Do Before You Die".
I was pretty surprised that "Yell for help" wasn't one of them.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-14-2017, 12:40 PM
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I was standing naked in front of the mirror admiring my 6 pack ......
...... but, it started to get warm, so I put it back in the fridge.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-14-2017, 12:49 PM
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Associated Press online: "The shorter the trip to work, the more risks drivers are willing to take."
Nonsense. I never take risks on my way to work. And I can get there before my windshields even defrosted....
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01-15-2017, 10:53 AM
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You know its cold when you trip over dog poop, rather than step in it.....
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01-22-2017, 02:52 AM
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Does running late count as exercise?
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01-22-2017, 02:58 AM
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My dog can retrieve a stick from up to a mile away.....
..... or does that sound far fetched?
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01-26-2017, 01:10 AM
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A guy goes to the doctors saying that in his dreams he sees monkeys playing football.
The doctor says "Take these 2 pills before going to bed and the dreams will stop"
Man says "Thanks doctor..I will take them tomorrow"
Doctor questions "Why tomorrow and not tonight??"
Man replies "Quite simple doctor..tonight is the Super Bowl!!"
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01-31-2017, 12:06 AM
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The ultimate Blue Boy????
So what if it's the wrong color?
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
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02-03-2017, 10:06 AM
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I nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket earlier by telling this Police woman she looked absolutely stunning.
Then I went and screwed it up by saying, "And that's not the alcohol talking either."
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02-03-2017, 10:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
A 3rd grade teacher took her class to a farm....after they returned she asked what sounds they heard.
One kid said....bahhhhhh
One kid said.....moooooo
One kid said... get off that €%}.¥ tractor!!!
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This one is great!
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02-04-2017, 02:51 PM
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Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
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03-01-2017, 03:30 AM
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My milk was sour this morning, so I poured half a can of Red Bull into my coffee....
....was halfway to work before I realized I'd left my car at home
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03-07-2017, 09:05 PM
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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
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03-07-2017, 09:06 PM
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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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03-07-2017, 09:10 PM
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It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim.
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03-13-2017, 09:02 AM
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Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and I'm wide awake.
Not sure who won that fight.
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03-21-2017, 03:49 AM
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I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand.
It's seven.
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03-21-2017, 02:29 PM
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I don't understand fast food
I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.
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03-21-2017, 02:49 PM
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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
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03-21-2017, 03:02 PM
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I was hooked on auctions after only going once.... going twice
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