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04-24-2020, 07:49 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,804
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And we use to sell lemonade....
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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04-24-2020, 09:43 PM
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#1802
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,059
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Friday Funnies
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-24-2020, 11:10 PM
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#1803
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2017
Posts: 84
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Tundra 2017 CrewMax retired for a RAM Laramie 2500
FR 2017 T2460 EVO
Andersen sway control
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04-26-2020, 05:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,059
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A nun goes to Hooters
I'm trying this one, stolen from another RV forum....
A nun goes to Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?’ The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a figleaf.’
‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
‘No thank you, but I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the figleaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?’
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-26-2020, 09:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,450
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
I'm trying this one, stolen from another RV forum....
A nun goes to Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?’ The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a figleaf.’
‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
‘No thank you, but I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the figleaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?’
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Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
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04-27-2020, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Liverpool NY
Posts: 967
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
I'm trying this one, stolen from another RV forum....
A nun goes to Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
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OMG! Almost the same thing happened to my mother,of all people. Dad, a naval coast watcher, came home from WWII and joined USMC reserves, married Mom, they had me and his unit got called up for Korea.
Mom and another Marine wife (both in their early 20's) drove from Syracuse, NY to California to see their husbands off, staying in a series of low budget motels and cabins along the way.
Grabbing a bite one night at a bar and grill, she went to the ladies room, saw a picture of a man with a fig leaf on a hinge, lifted it up and heard an alarm go off and knew she had been pranked. When she got the courage to come out, the crowd at the bar was doubled over with laughter. Once the patrons learned the reason for their trip, dinner and drinks were free for Mom and her friend. She, RIP, loved to tell that story.
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2015 Shamrock 23IKSS, Oyster shell
2019 Chev Silverado LT Z71 Ext. Cab, 4x4, 5.3L V/8
Reese Straight Line WDH, 2000W Honda Gen.
2 Old Town kayaks & 2 Boston Terriers - Zoey/Gonzo
Lar & Ruth
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04-27-2020, 01:57 PM
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#1807
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,450
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Did y’all see the movie they made about constipation? Never mind. It never came out.
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04-27-2020, 03:09 PM
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Should've Listened
An arrogant USDA official stopped at a farm and told the elderly farmer who owned it, “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “You better not go in that field.” The bureaucrat said in an officious tone, “I have the authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.”
So the old farmer went about his chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the USDA rep running for a fence. Close behind him was an angry bull, madder then a nest of hornets and gaining ground on the man with every step. The old farmer yelled out: “Show him your card!”
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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04-28-2020, 12:00 PM
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#1809
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,934
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Bet ya can't guess my security code.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-28-2020, 03:59 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:00 PM
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#1811
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:01 PM
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#1812
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:02 PM
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#1813
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:03 PM
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#1814
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:03 PM
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#1815
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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04-28-2020, 04:56 PM
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#1816
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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You must have gotten hungry, there's a naner missing on the left side.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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04-29-2020, 05:06 AM
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#1817
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 414
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Tried Social Distancing and went horse riding ...
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2018 Surveyor 264RKLE
Retired
Location depends on weather and state plandemic rules.
Most coincidences are carefully planned
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04-29-2020, 11:16 AM
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#1818
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Kasual Kamper
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Fairfield County CT
Posts: 1,297
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Graduation season coming up.
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Current: 2013 Flagstaff MicroLite 21DS
Past: 2000 Fleetwood Mallard 19N
TV: 2013 Nissan Pathfinder SL 4x4
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04-29-2020, 01:42 PM
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#1819
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,804
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Driving on a frozen lake...
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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04-29-2020, 10:56 PM
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#1820
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,804
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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