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Happy Campin!
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05-09-2020, 08:32 AM
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Location: Deer Park, WA
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Harold
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mummy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?, asked Harold. 'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'??
Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him'. Harold asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy'.
Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom.
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05-09-2020, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-09-2020, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
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05-10-2020, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A store assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-10-2020, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
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Happy Mothers Day
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
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05-11-2020, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I was presented with a restraining order this morning.
It was taken out by the fridge.
I must now stay at least six feet away from it at all times !
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-13-2020, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Grayson County, Texas
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When you tell New Orleans people to wear a mask, you need to be specific.....
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05-13-2020, 02:35 PM
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Location: Grayson County, Texas
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2015 FR Wildcat 295RSX / GMC Sierra
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05-13-2020, 06:22 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Grayson County, Texas
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2015 FR Wildcat 295RSX / GMC Sierra
Nights Camped: '13 = 49/'14 = 74/'15 = 74/'16 = 85/'17 = 110/'18 = 111/'19 = 86/'20 =108/'21 = 115/'22 = 135/'23 = 78; Booked for 2024 = 69 |
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05-13-2020, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Sodus, NY
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the dime
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Originally Posted by Mr. Dan
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Hate to break it to you partner, but the dime goes on the other side so it will pull in when turning the bolt, everyone knows that 
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2019 Silverback 37RTH
2014 Shadow LQ 3 horse select
2015 Ram Laramie DRW
2012 Kaw Concours
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05-13-2020, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: Full Timer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockinh
Hate to break it to you partner, but the dime goes on the other side so it will pull in when turning the bolt, everyone knows that |
he might have been going lefty loosie
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05-13-2020, 07:25 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Sodus, NY
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lefty
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Originally Posted by filthy-Beast
he might have been going lefty loosie
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Oh crap your probably right.
Hate to break it to you partner, your wrench is upside down 
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2019 Silverback 37RTH
2014 Shadow LQ 3 horse select
2015 Ram Laramie DRW
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05-13-2020, 09:51 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,056
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Practicing for my next trip....
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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05-14-2020, 09:15 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-14-2020, 09:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
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And they instantly create "social distancing". One look and everyone else finds a different place in the store to shop. 
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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05-14-2020, 09:33 AM
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Site Team
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TitanMike
And they instantly create "social distancing". One look and everyone else finds a different place in the store to shop. |
Ha, I have the store to myself. Even the employees leave.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-14-2020, 08:19 PM
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Senior Member
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05-15-2020, 04:33 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Alaska
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Out Of Touch | Kevin James Short Film
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05-15-2020, 04:37 AM
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#1900
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Senior Member
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Location: Alaska
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A Quarantine Birthday | Kevin James
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