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08-19-2019, 02:27 PM
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#1041
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,058
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-19-2019, 02:28 PM
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#1042
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,058
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Just visited my investment advisor... 
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-19-2019, 02:32 PM
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#1043
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,058
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-19-2019, 08:21 PM
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#1044
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,924
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Thesauruses are great. There’s no other word to describe them.
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 2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-20-2019, 12:58 PM
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#1046
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Director, FROG
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Middlebury, IN
Posts: 3,515
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
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Rube Goldberg would be proud.
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08-20-2019, 01:54 PM
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#1047
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Spartanburg, SC
Posts: 504
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
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Reminds me of how to catch an elephant...
Dig a big hole
Fill the hole with ashes
Put peas all around the hole
When the elephant comes to take a pea
Kick him in the ash hole.
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08-20-2019, 04:08 PM
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#1048
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings
and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone
else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2019
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty
good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?!?"
19 hr ago · 17 neighborhoods in Recommendations
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Safe Travels
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08-22-2019, 01:08 PM
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#1049
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Site Team
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Northen IL
Posts: 8,317
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08-22-2019, 02:47 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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......
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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08-22-2019, 02:55 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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Here's an idea....
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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08-22-2019, 11:41 PM
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#1052
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,058
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
Here's an idea....
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And Child Protective Services WILL be at your door in about 2 hours...
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-23-2019, 12:07 AM
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#1053
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Always Learning
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Four Corners, FL
Posts: 21,891
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
Here's an idea....
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I had braces as an adult. Thank goodness my wife never saw this!
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Officially a SOB with a 2022 Jayco Precept 36C
Checkout my site for RVing tips, tricks, and info | Was a Fulltime Family for 5 years, now we're part-timing on long trips
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08-23-2019, 02:26 PM
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#1054
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
Here's an idea....
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Good way to keep the son from eating you out of house and home.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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08-23-2019, 02:50 PM
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#1055
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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thinking of the thread about e-bikes and age ....
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Safe Travels
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08-23-2019, 02:52 PM
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#1056
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrapper
Good way to keep the son from eating you out of house and home.
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Trust me... they will find a way!!!
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas 
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08-23-2019, 08:39 PM
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#1057
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,449
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08-23-2019, 09:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2019
Location: Deer Park, WA
Posts: 313
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The Silthery Dee...
Climbed out of the sea...
He got all the others...
But he didn’t get me...
Yes, the ol’e Slithery Dee...
He climbed out of the sea...
He got all the others...
But he didn’t get... GULP!
I tell my wife that my sense of humor is stuck in the third grade. 
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2023 Forester 2851 SLE
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08-23-2019, 11:19 PM
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#1059
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,058
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If a clock is hungry,
doesit go back 4 seconds?
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-24-2019, 08:29 PM
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#1060
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Junior Old Fart
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 156
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JWood422
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Typical house in Wisconsin in the winter. 
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2019 Rockwood A122S
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