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11-09-2020, 09:48 AM
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#2101
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,738
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I see people around my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-09-2020, 01:49 PM
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#2102
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,438
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11-09-2020, 04:21 PM
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#2103
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,738
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Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-09-2020, 06:31 PM
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#2104
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,283
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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I'd file a grievance with the signwirter's union.
Also file a complaint with the ADA. Dyslexia is a handicap isn't it?
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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11-09-2020, 06:31 PM
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#2105
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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I can. It's not that hard being a signrighter, just make sure it can be red without standing on your hed.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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11-09-2020, 11:12 PM
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#2106
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 351
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I can. Everybody nose theirs know w in right!
Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter.
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Joel K
2013 Coachman Mirada 29DSSE
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11-10-2020, 05:41 AM
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#2107
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Scranton, PA
Posts: 23
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very good, thank you
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11-10-2020, 04:52 PM
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#2108
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,283
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PERKS OF BEING OVER 55:
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who posted this list.
20. You can't even remember if this list has been posted before
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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11-11-2020, 10:47 AM
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#2109
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,037
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Chevy owners....
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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11-11-2020, 11:05 AM
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#2110
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: BoCoMo
Posts: 2,784
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I see people around my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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Repeat from post #2096....
Must be new underwear day....
SailorSam20500 got wmtire's
and wmtire got SailorSam20500's.....
Thank God for boxers.... Being 'broke in' or 'blowed out'.... there is no difference.
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Brother Les
2013 Forest River Salem Hemisphere SBT312QBUD
2001 CrewCab F-250 7.3 PowerStroke Diesel
SuperChip, BTS transmission, 6.0 Trans Cooler
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11-11-2020, 11:08 AM
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#2111
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Just as confused as you
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: south central Wisconsin
Posts: 5,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
Chevy owners....
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The guy must not know lumber yards sell hammers and nails. Drop the tailgate and nail it to the floor of the bed.
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Richard & Jill
2014 Flagstaff 832IKBS Classic Super Lite
2018 Silverado 1500 Crew Cab Z71 4WD All Star Edition
Camping since 1989, Seasonal since 2000.
Car Shredder Op/Tech, Scrap Metal Recycling - retired
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11-11-2020, 11:46 AM
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#2112
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Director, FROG
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Middlebury, IN
Posts: 3,512
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TitanMike
PERKS OF BEING OVER 55:
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you???? "
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who posted this list.
20. You can't even remember if this list has been posted before
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"Life in prison" is starting to have less of a deterrent effect.
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11-11-2020, 12:24 PM
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#2113
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,283
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F.R.O.G.
"Life in prison" is starting to have less of a deterrent effect.
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This is why many say to never mess with an old man.
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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11-11-2020, 12:29 PM
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#2114
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2020
Posts: 707
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I tried hard to come up with an original Halloween costume and finally decided to go as a band-aid. But I had to cancel that idea when I put together a costume and tried it out the day before. I just couldn't pull it off.
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11-12-2020, 11:24 AM
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#2115
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,037
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Les
Repeat from post #2096....
Must be new underwear day....
SailorSam20500 got wmtire's
and wmtire got SailorSam20500's.....
Thank God for boxers.... Being 'broke in' or 'blowed out'.... there is no difference.
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I was too lazy to edit and repeated my own post. I think the first shot was on #2020....
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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11-12-2020, 01:26 PM
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#2116
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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A somewhat skewed view of tomato soup
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Safe Travels
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11-12-2020, 04:36 PM
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#2117
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Northeastern Nebraska
Posts: 172
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It snowed yesterday.
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Father, grandfather, husband, farmer, trucker, mechanic, equipment operator, 03 Freightliner Columbia towing 06 Forest River Cardinal
Quando omni flunkus moritati-When all else fails, play dead
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11-12-2020, 05:05 PM
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#2118
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Coupeville, WA
Posts: 476
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Not everyone has Windows. Some have Macs.
BTW, Our power is out right now. Does anyone care?
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenandjon
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11-12-2020, 06:04 PM
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#2119
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,283
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coupevillefish
Not everyone has Windows. Some have Macs.
BTW, Our power is out right now. Does anyone care?
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Not untill the generator quits and batteries go dead. Ask me in a week[emoji1787]
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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11-14-2020, 03:02 PM
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#2120
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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