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11-14-2020, 05:47 PM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
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Wooden Spoon Survivor
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11-14-2020, 06:04 PM
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#2122
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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Bacon improves most everything
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Safe Travels
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11-15-2020, 10:21 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Northeastern Nebraska
Posts: 172
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Father, grandfather, husband, farmer, trucker, mechanic, equipment operator, 03 Freightliner Columbia towing 06 Forest River Cardinal
Quando omni flunkus moritati-When all else fails, play dead
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11-19-2020, 10:00 AM
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#2124
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,960
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What do you call a man with a cat on his head?
Claude
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-19-2020, 10:26 AM
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Director, FROG
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Middlebury, IN
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HangDiver, your math joke reminds me of when Adam was out for a stroll in the Garden of Eden and came across two snakes curled up and crying their eyes out. Adam asked them why they were so upset. One of the snakes replied, "God told us to go out and be fruitful and multiply." When Adam asked why that was a problem, the snake replied, "We're adders."
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11-19-2020, 12:16 PM
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#2126
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Spartanburg, SC
Posts: 504
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
What do you call a man with a cat on his head?
Claude
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What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
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11-19-2020, 12:19 PM
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#2127
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2019
Posts: 1,108
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Quote:
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What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
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What do you call a guy with no legs, water skiing?
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Skip
(I've literally got a million of them.....)
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2003 F150 Supercab 4x4, tow pkg, 3.55 gears
2020 Flagstaff Micro Lite 21DS
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11-19-2020, 12:30 PM
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#2128
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Site Team
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Northen IL
Posts: 8,334
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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11-19-2020, 12:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2016
Posts: 151
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, he won't come anyway.
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Chula Vista, CA
Currently have SOB: 2024 Thor Vegas 26.1
Former owner of 2016 Wildwood X-Lite 231RKXL
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11-19-2020, 02:34 PM
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#2130
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,460
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bushes?
Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your porch?
Matt
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11-19-2020, 02:35 PM
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#2131
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,460
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall??
Art
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11-19-2020, 10:37 PM
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#2132
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 700
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Why don’t blind people skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of their seeing eye dogs
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11-20-2020, 12:54 AM
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#2133
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2019
Posts: 1,108
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I can't support water polo because it seems so cruel to the horses.
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2003 F150 Supercab 4x4, tow pkg, 3.55 gears
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11-20-2020, 05:50 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 459
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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog. Buildings can't jump, silly.
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11-20-2020, 06:08 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 414
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We have really gotten into the 2/3 of a pun category.
Pee-Eew.
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Retired
Location depends on weather and state plandemic rules.
Most coincidences are carefully planned
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11-20-2020, 11:03 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2019
Location: Deer Park, WA
Posts: 313
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F.R.O.G.
HangDiver, your math joke reminds me of when Adam was out for a stroll in the Garden of Eden and came across two snakes curled up and crying their eyes out. Adam asked them why they were so upset. One of the snakes replied, "God told us to go out and be fruitful and multiply." When Adam asked why that was a problem, the snake replied, "We're adders."
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Had to think about this one for a few seconds.....good one!
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11-21-2020, 09:42 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Uggh!
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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11-22-2020, 06:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2020
Location: Northeastern Nebraska
Posts: 172
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Father, grandfather, husband, farmer, trucker, mechanic, equipment operator, 03 Freightliner Columbia towing 06 Forest River Cardinal
Quando omni flunkus moritati-When all else fails, play dead
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11-22-2020, 06:42 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2019
Posts: 1,108
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I turned to my wife and said "dammit, I'm mad".
She said "stop being so palindromatic"
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2003 F150 Supercab 4x4, tow pkg, 3.55 gears
2020 Flagstaff Micro Lite 21DS
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11-22-2020, 06:49 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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Last Holloween my neighbor grew a beard and stuck his tounge out and went as a hemorrhoid to the party. 
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