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10-23-2021, 10:23 AM
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Director, FROG
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Middlebury, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyote61
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
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I knew a girl with one leg longer than the other. Her name was Eileen.
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10-23-2021, 02:03 PM
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#2722
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Coupeville, WA
Posts: 476
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Quote:
Originally Posted by F.R.O.G.
I knew a girl with one leg longer than the other. Her name was Eileen.
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I brother was an amputee. He called himself Eileen, (true story).
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10-23-2021, 02:33 PM
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#2723
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,288
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coupevillefish
I brother was an amputee. He called himself Eileen, (true story).
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I had an administrative assistant who wore a full leg brace since a teenage accident. Walked with one crutch and claimed that was her middle name.
She actually got more work done than all my other "straight up" admin. assistants including twice daily trips to the mail room.
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2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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10-23-2021, 11:47 PM
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#2724
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: On the move
Posts: 494
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coupevillefish
I brother was an amputee. He called himself Eileen, (true story).
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That was my ex-wife's name, but she just leaned towards other guys!
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10-24-2021, 09:46 AM
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#2725
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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10-25-2021, 03:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2016
Posts: 148
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When I go to a restaurant I always order chicken and an egg to see which comes first.
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Chula Vista, CA
Currently have SOB: 2024 Thor Vegas 26.1
Former owner of 2016 Wildwood X-Lite 231RKXL
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10-26-2021, 09:27 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pwoods
When I go to a restaurant I always order chicken and an egg to see which comes first.
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SO-----which one does?
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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10-26-2021, 09:29 AM
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#2728
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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10-26-2021, 02:30 PM
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#2729
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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If you put enough monkeys in front of enough typewriters, eventually someone at the zoo will throw you out.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-27-2021, 02:55 PM
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#2730
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-27-2021, 03:28 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,288
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Originally Posted by wmtire
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Apparently you have never encountered drivers like we have here[emoji16]
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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10-27-2021, 04:00 PM
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#2732
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,788
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2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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10-27-2021, 08:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,288
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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10-28-2021, 09:59 AM
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#2734
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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An alligator says to his buddy, "I just bought me a GPS unit, does that make me a Navigator?
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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10-28-2021, 12:06 PM
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#2735
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,037
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My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me.
He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist.
So I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
~ Unknown
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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10-28-2021, 01:01 PM
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#2736
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,739
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me.
He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist.
So I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.
~ Unknown
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I'm going to make the rounds with this one.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-28-2021, 08:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,288
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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10-29-2021, 08:53 AM
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#2738
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Site Team
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-29-2021, 09:17 AM
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#2739
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2020
Location: N.Arkansas
Posts: 1,694
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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10-29-2021, 12:04 PM
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#2740
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 4,223
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Annual reminder.
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BIRDS AREN’T REAL
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