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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My Boss calls me ‘the computer’.
Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 11:21 AM
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Inflation is so bad right now that…
My friend received a pre-declined credit card in the mail
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 11:25 AM
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Inflation is so bad right now that…
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 11:57 AM
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Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers, I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 11:59 AM
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A doctor gets a phone call from a colleague while having dinner home with his wife. "We need a 4th for poker" said the voice on the other end.
"I'll be right over" says the doctor.
"Is it serious?" His wife asks when she notices him quickly putting on his coat.
"Oh yes.. there are 3 other doctors there already."
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 12:00 PM
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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I've been having trouble playing it.
I guess I can't complain though, it's not often someone just gives you something with no strings attached
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08-11-2022, 12:13 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I won $1M in the lottery
I gave a quarter of it to charity, and put the other $999,999.75 in the bank.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-11-2022, 12:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2022
Location: Tarpon Springs FL
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 Don't know why double image
??? and I program websites for a living too?
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Tarpon Springs FL
2022 Salem 24RLXL
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08-11-2022, 12:39 PM
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Location: N.Arkansas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
As an American, it makes me so sad to see that nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought this new TV and it says “Built-in Antenna.” I don’t even know where that is.
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It's just a little south of Remote
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DX3 36 TS 2018
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08-11-2022, 07:29 PM
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Location: Clovis CA
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Took the wife out in the "Toad" to do a bit of wheeling and escape the valley heat. On the drive home she stuck her hand out of the Jeep. I asked what she was doing. She replied, "I'm seeing how hot it is outside". Having been married for 40 years, I speak Blond fluently. A pic of the JEEP on that outing.
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2022 Aprilia Tuareg
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08-11-2022, 08:21 PM
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Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers, I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
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2016 Rockwood 2650WS Ultra Lite
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08-12-2022, 10:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-15-2022, 09:21 AM
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If you ever think English isn't a messed up language, just remember that "read" and "lead" rhyme and "read" and "lead" rhyme, but "read" and "lead" don't rhyme, and neither do "read" and "lead".
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08-15-2022, 10:34 AM
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People need to quit editing their pics. What if you go missing? How can we find you if you look like Jennifer Aniston on Instagram and a potato in real life?
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08-15-2022, 12:10 PM
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08-15-2022, 04:12 PM
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08-16-2022, 02:06 AM
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Senior Member
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it will take 3 visits.
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Chula Vista, CA
Currently have SOB: 2024 Thor Vegas 26.1
Former owner of 2016 Wildwood X-Lite 231RKXL
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08-16-2022, 01:29 PM
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Ancient Egyptians were great builders,
but only up to a point...
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08-16-2022, 06:51 PM
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You have heard ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Well that is why I don't dust at my house. Might be somebody I know.
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08-17-2022, 11:00 AM
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The man who invented personalized license plates has passed away. His funeral takes place on TUE504Y at 11am.
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