Dangerious Ammonia Levels over San Fran

[Iggy]

San Francisco Chronicle
Writer: Inhailtoo Much, Science Editors Desk
Aug 16, 2018

San Francisco Berkley Researchers have release findings from their ten year multimillion dollar study on why the ammonia levels over San Francisco are increasing at an alarming rate.
At todays news conference at UC Berkley Campus, Professor Smktomuch released his findings on why the high level of ammonia has been found in the atmosphere. He said that we need to act quickly or we will suffer grave consequences. The Professor continued by telling the reporters what he claims caused this high level. He said too many people are peeing in the streets of San Franscio streets.

He continued to say that the California Environmental Services has committed by funding a multi-million dollar streaming video ad campaign for TV and other social media venues. This will be immediately unzipped and released next week to inform the general public with hopes to quickly grab the publics eye on this recently exposed issue with long term hopes in reduce the peeing in the streets.
A quick solution by a local government official was to paint all exterior walls (pee-pee walls) throughout the city with hydrophobic paint. Once the paint dries, nothing else will stay on top of it. Instead, when folks seek to relieve themselves on the walls the urine stream should ricochet from the paint’s surface right back at them. One suggested in reducing the male tourists will help reduce these effects> A reporter asked what about dog peeing outside? That reported was quickly escorted out of the conference room and has not been seen since.
More updates coming.

[Cypressloser]

You're kidding? God forbid our provincial and federal governments become aware of this "study".

[JohnD10]

I blame it on all of the Toyota Prius's out there!

[A32Deuce]

X2 on the TP!

[gectisme]

Update, Paris, France, 6PM GMT

The French completed their study last year and the French Government decided they didn't want to wait until the 1st life is lost. They have implemented outdoor Urinals in strategic areas of Paris and have challenged San Francisco to do the same in order to save the world from Ammonia Poisoning.

[Iggy]

The wall painting is real in San Francisco. Clink on picture below and see.




Also check the news article here.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/artic...to-6402239.php