A news guy at a local radio station had this typed up as a real story for the "business reporter" to read on air...
(AP) Business Wire, Pidgeon Forge, TN
Dolly Parton has sold controlling interest in her Dollywood amusement park and liquidated some other entertainment holdings. In a move to enter the competive retail grocery as a market force to rival giant Kroger, Ms. Parton has negotiated a deal with cash and stock swap to purchase outright the grocery chains of Big Star, Piggly Wiggly and Harris-Teeters. The combined operations will be known as "Big Wiggly Teeters"
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