Double punch line...

[schrederman]

A farmer was driving down the road, with his pickup and trailer overloaded with cow manure. Knowing he was overloaded, he was carefully driving down the shoulder, hoping to avoid problems, but, it was not to be. Looking in the right mirror he noticed his right rear trailer wheel depart the trailer and roll up to a chain-link fence. He stopped and got out to assess the situation. As he got to the wheel, he noticed that the fence was high and had barbed wire at the top. A fellow on the other side of the fence sauntered over and said, " Looks like you lost all the lug nuts on that wheel. I'd take one from each of the others and put the wheel back on. Then you can ease into town and could buy more." The farmer finally noticed that he was next to the state asylum... and said, "Say, that's pretty smart, what are you doing in there?" Came the reply, "Well, I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid. But, whew, that stinks!! Whatcha got on that truck and trailer?" The farmer said, "Cow manure... I'm gonna put it on my strawberries." In amazement, the other guy said... "Aw man, you ought to come in here... we get cream and sugar on ours!"