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Old 09-11-2007, 01:53 PM   #1
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Drunk Man and Blonde

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"



The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:23 PM   #2
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Works a little better as the blind man I first heard it as, but a good joke nonetheless
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:55 AM   #3
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I see we are deleting posts. I guess the 1st amendment doesn't apply in Northern Mexico.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:29 AM   #4
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I see we are deleting posts. I guess the 1st amendment doesn't apply in Northern Mexico.
it was getting waaaaaaay off topic from the joke
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:45 AM   #5
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There wasn't a topic, you called your beloved state a country and I named it LOL!
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Ahh the Scuba Steve Friendship Club just grows and grows.
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Ahh the Scuba Steve Friendship Club just grows and grows.
it's all good


if we could just keep him from trash talking Canada and Texas, I think everything would be mas bueno eh?
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oh mais oui, tres bueno, mon hombre, tres mas bueno!

That was the result of eating a poutine-filled taco. Les Yum!
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I don't sprechen sie oddball lingo hombre

what for ist it you be sayin?
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You know what's scary? I understood that.
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