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06-18-2015, 09:06 AM
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I was reminiscing with my wife the other day,
"30 years ago we lived in a hole in the wall apartment, driving a piece of junk car hardly a dollar to our name. But I was having fun with a hot young sexy woman every night"
She replied " go and find you a hot young sexy woman to have fun with every night"
and I heard her add as I started to do cart wheels....
"And I'll make sure your back to living in a hole in the wall apartment, driving a piece of junk car with hardly a dollar to your name!"
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06-18-2015, 06:07 PM
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Valentine's Day - One more opportunity to show that you just don't measure up!
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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06-18-2015, 06:34 PM
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DH tells everyone if he had killed me the first time he thought about it, he would be out of jail by now 😉
BTW - it will be 33 years of wedded bliss this October 💕💕
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06-18-2015, 06:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heavynlori
DH tells everyone if he had killed me the first time he thought about it, he would be out of jail by now ��
BTW - it will be 33 years of wedded bliss this October ����
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But he would still be crying! 
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06-18-2015, 06:46 PM
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Quote:
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But he would still be crying! |
Not sure how to take this ....hmmmm whose side are you on here??!!??
j/k 😃
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06-18-2015, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by heavynlori
Not sure how to take this ....hmmmm whose side are you on here??!!??
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Surely not DH's side! Always side with the boss of the house. (DW)
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06-18-2015, 07:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OldCoot
Surely not DH's side! Always side with the boss of the house. (DW)
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I knew there was a reason I liked you without ever meeting you 😊
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06-18-2015, 07:07 PM
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Quote:
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Surely not DH's side! Always side with the boss of the house. (DW)
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TOWTA's in the same room and can see the screen, right. 
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06-18-2015, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Yarome
TOWTA's in the same room and can see the screen, right. |
No, but there are a lot of folks on the forum that have her phone no.
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06-18-2015, 07:09 PM
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 and she trained you well Grasshopper 👍
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06-18-2015, 07:13 PM
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Quote:
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�������������� and she trained you well Grasshopper ��
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55 yrs 28Aug15. In that many years, even an old dog will pickup a bone once in a while.
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06-18-2015, 07:37 PM
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went to my doctor, told him Im 'about my wife's hearing. told him I thinks shes's going deaf. he said what makes you think that? Well the other day I asked her what we were having for dinner. I had to ask her four times before she said "I told you four times we"re having chicken!!!!!"
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06-19-2015, 06:50 AM
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06-19-2015, 07:58 PM
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Valentine's Day - One more opportunity to show YOU JUST DON'T MEASURE UP!
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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06-19-2015, 08:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
Yeah - it's good,but I still think this guy has a problem relating to women. |
Yah Think????
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06-19-2015, 08:31 PM
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Just has a problem being related to them by marriage.
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06-19-2015, 08:52 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinkielee
Yah Think????
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Yah know that flattering me is only encouraging it more.
Here you go:
My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless.
It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.
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I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble.
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My wife took me to the cleaners during our divorce.
"You're not sitting in court wearing a dirty suit," she said. -----------------------------------------------
Divorce rates and suicide rates always go up just after Christmas.
The suicides are mainly men whose wife won't agree to a divorce.
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I was stunned today when my wife said we should get divorced.
After 21 years of marriage the witch finally agrees with me on something.
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A wife is like a hand grenade.
Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
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The wife would've divorced me years ago if she had found a way of doing it that didn't make me happy.
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06-19-2015, 08:55 PM
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Q: Name the food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 75%.
A: Wedding cake.
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06-19-2015, 08:58 PM
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My friend Nick told me that his wife is trying to kill him.
I asked him how he knew that.
His reply was that every night she would say "do you want some arss Nick".
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06-19-2015, 09:00 PM
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What's the difference between a Louisiana divorce and a Texas Twister?
I don't know, either, but I do know: either way, SOMEBODY's going to lose a trailer!
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2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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