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02-11-2021, 07:57 PM
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I got these from my cousin...
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-12-2021, 08:13 PM
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Location: At home
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02-12-2021, 08:14 PM
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Friday Funnies...
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-13-2021, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I look more like my mother than my father.
He doesn't look like her at all.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-18-2021, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I was heartbroken so I confided in my best friend.
"My wife of 30 years has told me she's going to leave me unless I give up playing golf," I said, close to tears.
He replied, "Do you mind not talking to me while I'm putting?"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-22-2021, 10:26 PM
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My ex-wife still misses me .. But her aim is getting better. 
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-24-2021, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Marriage Counselor: So, what brings you here today?
Wife: He takes everything literally.* I can’t stand it.
Husband: My truck.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-24-2021, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife keeps telling everyone that she can read their minds, but she never can. She’s telepathetic.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-24-2021, 11:56 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-26-2021, 09:10 AM
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Senior Member
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-04-2021, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your great looking, how come your still single?"
"It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-04-2021, 01:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-04-2021, 02:05 PM
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These are hilarious! I don't know if this one has been shared yet:
My wife was in the other room and called to me. "Yes?" I said. "Honey," she started, "Do you ever have a sharp shooting pain from one side of you to the other, like someone has a voodoo doll and is sticking a pin through it?"
Troubled, I answered, "No"
A few seconds later she asked, "How 'bout now?"
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(Retired USAF, MSgt)
Monument, Colorado
8-year Travel Trailer RVers
2013 Forest River Rockwood Ultra-Lite 2904SS
2014 Toyota Tundra Maxcrew SR-5 TRD 4x4 (with Firestone airbags in the rear)
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03-04-2021, 02:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ColoradoRick
These are hilarious! I don't know if this one has been shared yet:
My wife was in the other room and called to me. "Yes?" I said. "Honey," she started, "Do you ever have a sharp shooting pain from one side of you to the other, like someone has a voodoo doll and is sticking a pin through it?"
Troubled, I answered, "No"
A few seconds letter she asked, "How 'bout now?"
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Yeah... it's here someplace - but still funny! 
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2015 FR Wildcat 295RSX / GMC Sierra
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03-05-2021, 12:17 PM
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-09-2021, 11:01 AM
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-11-2021, 12:04 AM
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Good advice?
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-21-2021, 08:43 PM
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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03-26-2021, 05:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
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Maybe this combination can lower the divorce rate----
Might help
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change  )
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03-30-2021, 03:52 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Don't bother with those Ancestry DNA kits. Just announce that you've won the lottery, you'll soon find out who you're related to.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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