My favorite Put-Downs

[B47]

Originally Posted by Cowracer

"you look like an easter island statue with an ass full of razor blades"

Tim

Wow - thems fighting words.

[prairiecamper]

Love the Winston Churchill remarks! No wonder he was such a great statesman.

[R Whitlow]

Originally Posted by Sargent's Fox Hole

Put some variety in your life...find something new to hate.

I like your approach...now let's see your departure.

He's really a beautiful person on the inside....too bad he was born on the outside.

You must be a magician....you can turn anything into an argument.

Use your head....it's the little things that count.

She reminds me of a one-story house....nothing upstairs.

Would you mind closing the door....from the outside.

You've given me something to live for....revenge.

I guess it could be worse....you could be twins.

I've enjoyed talking to you....my mind needed the rest.

You have a striking personality....how long has it been on strike.

I've heard so much about you...what is your side of the story.

At least you're original....you make a new mistake everyday.

The only thing you took up in school was....space.

You're so full of bull.....the cows probably follow you home at night.

If you went to a mind reader....you'd only be charged 1/2 price.

Very funny stuff.

[davidjb]

if they were twice as smart they'd still be stupid

[OldCoot]

You're not leaving thank goodness.

I think I hear your momma calling.

[Crusader]

The one I hate .......….” It is what it is “.

[B47]

Originally Posted by Crusader

The one I hate .......….” It is what it is “.

Sort of like "Whatever", but I use it myself sometimes.

[dwaynerz]

Bless your heart. I mean that in the good way.