In January, my wife, a physician, met with an elderly patient.
"So was Santa good to you?" she asked.
"Real good," he said. "I got an SUV."
"Nice." my wife replied.
"Yeah … Socks, Underwear, and Viagra."
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An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as cotton balls, cotton swabs, powder, and cold cream. On the memo line, she’d written, "Repairs."
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"Everything’s starting to click for me!" said my father-in-law at dinner. "My knees, my elbows, my neck … "