Sweet Old Ladies

[Mikegjax]

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say a curse word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

[B47]

That will do it for sure.

[Iwannacamp]

“Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself down.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned Dorothy?

“Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded.

After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?”

“Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to ask him!”





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[B47]

Usually it's the husband who can't remember names