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Old 09-13-2007, 07:37 AM   #1
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Texas Blonde Breaks Down

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men,unfolds them & stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled & backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged,approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What
is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Helllllooooo! !!" said the blonde, " those are my emergency
flashers!"
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:38 AM   #2
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Hmmmmm........... Texas blonde??
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:40 AM   #3
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But of course. A Virginia Blonde would do it herself.
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You mean do the flashing herself??
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Of course.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:46 AM   #6
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I think I need to visit Virginia and pay attention to cars on the side of the road!
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