I don't know if this will pass the smell test, I think it's ok but someone might not so sorry if it's you.
Be alert, you could be next
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's,
Home Depot, Costco, BJ's and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally
by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam
while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to
be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or
truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both
start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to
look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but
instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into
the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th,
16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart
has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99
at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds
just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco,
Etc.
Please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them
to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before
lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)