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02-27-2013, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Why Why Why
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
WHY WHY WHY
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02-27-2013, 10:06 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 1,367
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Lol.
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02-27-2013, 10:07 AM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
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Great rugged!
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02-27-2013, 10:32 AM
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Mod free 5er
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Concord, NC
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And why aren't the seat backs on airplanes parachute devices along with the bottoms being flotation devices?
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02-27-2013, 11:00 AM
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Phat Phrog
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Missouri
Posts: 6,854
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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TV: 2017 Chevy Silverado 3500 LTZ - named Betty
RV: 2017 Columbus 366RL - named Karen’s Camper
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02-27-2013, 11:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Auburn, GA
Posts: 966
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Why is it a 'pair of panties' and a 'bra'? Shouldn't be the other way around?
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2001 Chevy 3500CC DRW 4x4, 8.1L, 4.10 gears w/ Detroit TrueTrac
2001 Ford Excursion Limited 4x4 7.3L,V/B Spring Mod, ProComps, Hellwig Swaybar, & other 'Necessities'
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02-28-2013, 05:26 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Halifax, NS
Posts: 126
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Tally the Greyhound and Itty the Chihuahua
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02-28-2013, 05:34 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 34,507
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies Wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 
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02-28-2013, 06:28 PM
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phat phrog stunt crew
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: bethalto il
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why are socks not in the shoe department?
why does smaller gauge wire or metal numbers mean bigger or thicker?
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02-28-2013, 07:14 PM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dwaynerz
why are socks not in the shoe department?
why does smaller gauge wire or metal numbers mean bigger or thicker?
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Why are there locks on the doors of 7 eleven if its open 24 hrs
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02-28-2013, 07:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Central Wyoming
Posts: 142
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Why is the Department of the Interior in charge of everything outdoors?
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02-28-2013, 07:55 PM
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Camper Less Camping
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: NW
Posts: 3,642
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All great ones! LOL
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Family of 4 whose always on the GEAUX!
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02-28-2013, 08:00 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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02-28-2013, 08:00 PM
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Phat Phrog Stunt Team
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Iowa
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This ones for B !
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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02-28-2013, 08:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Langley, BC
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I'd sure hate to be an alien arriving on earth for the first time.... Things just don't make a whole lot of sense.
It's bad enough for us humans who were born here and after so many decades, I have simply given up. We took up RVing not too long ago and all we do is eat, lie around or sleep. No more worries. 
And why did you have to mention that thing about sheep not shrinking? That sort of thing just creeps me out. 
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Langley, BC
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02-28-2013, 08:09 PM
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Camper Less Camping
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: NW
Posts: 3,642
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My pet dogs, past or present, never whispered....so why do people hire "Dog Whisperers"?!
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2013 Sabre 32RCTS-6 (sold)
Family of 4 whose always on the GEAUX!
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02-28-2013, 09:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Keller, Texas
Posts: 6,090
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Quote:
Originally Posted by f1100turbo
This ones for B !
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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It probably would if she read this forum for long enough.
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02-28-2013, 09:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Mount Juliet, TN
Posts: 242
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Why are the small size clothes on the top shelf, where small size people cannot reach them?
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03-01-2013, 01:38 PM
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Another rat in the race
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Redlands CA
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If Trains stop at train stations why do we call our desks workstations.
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A rainy day camping is better than any sunny day at work
2004 F250 V10 SD Xcab 2011 Wildwood T26BHXL
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03-01-2013, 03:38 PM
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Missing Link
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Genesee, MI
Posts: 419
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If money don't grow on trees then why does banks have branches?
Why do we only have two people to choose from for president but fifty for miss America?
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