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Old 12-26-2007, 04:55 PM   #1
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Wisdom Of Our Time

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

When Blondes have more fun, do they know it?

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

Don't Drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill something!


Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you, Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Friends don't let friends take ugly WOMEN home.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi

Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant", is like calling a drug dealer an Unlicensed Pharmacist".
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