At the barbershop.

[Wobbles]

A close buddy and I meet up for haircuts when we can. Good times shooting the breeze with the barber before he gets busy at 7am.

I always get mine cut first. Saturday, my buddy who has more to polish than cut asked the barber for a discount for that reason.

I quote the barbers' response.

I get paid as much to hunt them as I do to cut them.

That was comical!

[Gitiup]

Now that's a comeback