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Forum: Jokes and Humor 04-07-2024, 10:01 PM
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Posted By NXR
When I inherited my mom's 1999 Honda Accord V6 in...

When I inherited my mom's 1999 Honda Accord V6 in 2011 at her passing it had 12,700 miles on it and was always garaged. The maintenance records were sparse, mainly oil changes and a battery or two....
Forum: Jokes and Humor 02-24-2024, 10:44 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
If they were that smart would they live there on...

If they were that smart would they live there on purpose? And I'm in Ohio so I know that answer. :)
Forum: Jokes and Humor 02-14-2024, 12:04 AM
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Posted By NXR
Technically, there can be four "steering wheels"....

Technically, there can be four "steering wheels". The two control wheels you alluded to and one or two "nose wheel steering" wheels, one on each side console, for steering the nose tires at low...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 08-23-2023, 03:42 PM
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Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Definitely take the time to head down I-71 from...

Definitely take the time to head down I-71 from Cleveland and visit Castle Noel in Medina, OH. It's 30 miles and about 45 minutes south of The Christmas Story House. Most of the drive is on I-71 so...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 07-13-2023, 09:12 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Imagine if James Bond had tried to suck air from...

Imagine if James Bond had tried to suck air from a tire underwater and found it was filled with nitrogen. The movie would have ended right then.
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-24-2023, 01:26 PM
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Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
That happened to me in Nashville last year but in...

That happened to me in Nashville last year but in the car. The semi was in the curb lane and I was two lanes over and a couple of hundred feet behind. There was that massive BOOM and it rained tire...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-23-2023, 08:10 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
We were with some folks we know and the subject...

We were with some folks we know and the subject of a certain home a few streets over came up. One person said "Oh, you mean so-and-so's house? They're good friends of ours."

There was a pause and...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-18-2023, 08:56 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Maybe change that to "I'll bet you have security...

Maybe change that to "I'll bet you have security cameras in your house."
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-07-2023, 12:15 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
So go with the brain implants then:...

So go with the brain implants then: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/musks-brain-implant-company-search-human-trials-partner-2023-03-27/
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-07-2023, 12:14 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
I might have replied "If you don't get your car...

I might have replied "If you don't get your car out of my bay now I'll have it towed out and over to this metal shredder operation that I sometimes use to get rid of car parts. I'll be sure to say Hi...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-07-2023, 11:03 AM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Will AI replace WMTIRE?

I ran across a graphic discussing whether Artificial Intelligence could replace certain occupations. Looks like WMTIRE is safe!

Apparently AI has no appendages (yet) to do real work. Or maybe AI...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 05-04-2023, 09:33 AM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
So, how did that work out for you? If you...

So, how did that work out for you?

If you want me to work on your vehicle before we open or after we close we charge time and a half. So, do you agree to that? Payment in advance.

So, do you...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 04-25-2023, 03:14 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
He may think that $20 minus your fully loaded...

He may think that $20 minus your fully loaded labor cost for the maybe 30 minutes of labor ($40/hour) might just be more money than your profit margin on four tires + labor.

Heck, you'll also be...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 04-20-2023, 06:31 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Presuming she was referring to the various...

Presuming she was referring to the various definitions in this link, I'm guessing that would be a great big "NOT ONLY NO, BUT **** NO!"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fartknocker
Forum: Jokes and Humor 04-12-2023, 09:32 PM
Replies: 9,317
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Posted By NXR
West Monroe, LA has a population of barely 13,000...

West Monroe, LA has a population of barely 13,000 people. With all of the people never coming back to your store you might be running out of customers before you retire.
Forum: Jokes and Humor 02-14-2023, 12:43 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Ugh, that dredged up a bad memory. About the same...

Ugh, that dredged up a bad memory. About the same age we took our bikes to the local Texaco to fill the tires. We went to the outside air pump box, cranked the pressure up, and started to fill the...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 01-09-2023, 08:03 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
I did that at work once. I took a piece of candy...

I did that at work once. I took a piece of candy from the administrative assistant's candy bowl and said "Ugh. This tastes like earwax."

Yeah, she had never read the Harry Potter series and asked...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 11-08-2022, 07:04 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Apparently those are just a suggestion in states...

Apparently those are just a suggestion in states without motor vehicle inspections.
Forum: Jokes and Humor 11-07-2022, 08:48 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Mondays at the tire shop

Nope. The vise grips are like balancing beads. Once the tire starts spinning the vise grips just go where they're needed.
Forum: Jokes and Humor 10-01-2022, 10:02 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Very well put. When I was growing up my dad would...

Very well put. When I was growing up my dad would call the cops to come over and give one of us a good talking to. They did and that was it. Nowadays that would turn out...poorly.
Forum: Jokes and Humor 09-24-2022, 09:22 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
I had a manager who would listen thoughtfully to...

I had a manager who would listen thoughtfully to salespeople trying to snow him. After the presentation the salesperson would inevitably ask "What do you think of our product?"

My manager would...
Forum: Jokes and Humor 09-14-2022, 11:56 AM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Hmmm, is this one of your customers?

Hmmm, is this one of your customers?
Forum: Jokes and Humor 09-07-2022, 01:06 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
Did you perhaps mean to write "Seems like a...

Did you perhaps mean to write "Seems like a no-brainer authorized all the work."?
Forum: Jokes and Humor 08-26-2022, 02:06 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
I was taught they were "rims", not "wheels". The...

I was taught they were "rims", not "wheels". The "wheel" is the whole thing, rim plus tire.

Heck, those things do not look like a steering "wheel" at all.

Ray
Forum: Jokes and Humor 07-29-2022, 10:00 PM
Replies: 9,317
Views: 1,521,394
Posted By NXR
There's no need for you to do it. The lug nuts...

There's no need for you to do it. The lug nuts will rotate with the tire as it rotates.
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