Aussieguy is KAPUT (almost)

[Aussieguy]

anyone wanting more solar info
I may not be in condition to answer a lot of stuff... as I started my new therapy today

ask TitanMike he's got a a good grip on doing electrical /solar stuffs
we just gotta convince him to get outta Washington state more often
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inoperable NSCLC on lung stage IV multiple spots on liver and ONE on left shoulder bone = Kaput (almost)
liver and bone sites are very small so hoping they respond to the junk they pumping into me

TIP #1 don't smoke
Tip #2 if you do still smoke....... read entire post again
Tip #3 do not get liver biopsy without the happy juice option....... that hurt like like all **** (sorry about the swearing doc)

yeah this all sux... but I am OK with it
did a lot in my time and won't complain about choices I made
well maybe One complain ....
Mrs AG (ex #1) was a bit of a PITA ... but my 2 offspringers make up for the trouble
Don't ask how many Ex(s) i can count either

if you can ... send humorous well wishes ,
need cheerup cause they won't let me drink.
I don't see the point sorosis will be the least of my problems and will have a good time developing it

gonna keep watching the forum as I can..... and will get Geoffrey Update you all

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here's Geoffrey


got me a new mate ------------> meet Geoffrey
he been helping as much as he can (but those legs are ridiculously too short to reach the beer fridge)

(pictures upload from phone in next post later tonight)
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TIP #4 IF YA GOT A MATE THAT IS KAPUT (almost)
give him/her their own new Geoffrey
and tell em to post you and relatives the new stuff Geoffrey gets to do each day....... at home or in the doc's place

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PS survive small stroke ..... plus some heart disease ...
I can handle this new stuff ... but some days can just SUX !

that's when hugging Geoffrey really pays off.

 

[Aussieguy]

 

[Aussieguy]

2am watching for that blood tester lady

Didn’t work she got in each night

 

[Aussieguy]

Cat finally stoped running away
They good friends now

 

[Qwkynuf]

Sorry to hear that. Best luck to you!

 

[Reverse_snowbird]

Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Unfortunately, I can't thing of anything humorous right now.

Geoffrey is adorable. He does have very small hands and legs, but looks perfect for hugging.
That cat looks exactly like my 'nurse cat'. She knows when someone isn't feeling well and cuddles up to purr and try to make us feel better.

 

[Aussieguy]

Cat hates me
Runs away most times

Didn’t tease it too much when it was a kitten
Go figure…. It’s a cat!

 

[5picker]

Best of luck. Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

 

[Oaklevel]

Our thoughts and prayers are with you as well........

I can see Geoffrey has fat fingers and will be tough to keep us updated..........

 

[glen1971]

Sending you our thoughts and prayers. I hope the docs can keep you comfortable and you can keep your spirits up. It looks like Geoffrey is looking out for you too!

When my dad's health took a downward turn, he kept his sense of humor through it all. The nurses would chuckle at some of his comments and said he was a pleasure to deal with.

In his last days, much to my sister's horror, I asked the nurses where I could take my dad for a smoke. There was a park beside the building where we could go, so we took him down there for his last smoke. My sister, asked him why he needed one, and I said what difference does quitting make at this stage?

 

[NMWildcat]

I hate to hear this for you. Looks like Geoffrey is a good listener!

When my Grandfather was terminal he would tell me a bad pun everyday like, "Death is a grave concern", or "I'm dying to get out of here*, then bust out laughing (or later just smiling), and ask me to play the Flatt and Scruggs record one more time.

You seem like a punny guy Hang in there.

 

[Draggo]

Maybe the cat and Geoffrey can team up together to reach that beer fridge.

Good luck with the treatment.

 

[Minthillbill]

Good luck OM I had stage 2 in 09, went to brain in 13, still here, declared cured of lung last October. Still get tests every 6-9 months for both. I was lucky found it originally doing a cardiac score test setup by primary care doc. Saved my life. No smoke for me, called it Random Glandular Cancer. Have blogs on my website: creativecomputersolutions.com

 

[Aussieguy]

So the doc doing the liver biopsy asked if he could do something… can’t recall what
But i relied he can do whatever he wanted
Doc “Haven’t heard that in a long time “

I immediately thought this forum’s Relationship Humor. “So you’re married too huh?” The whole ultrasound room burst out laughing delayed my procedure by at least 5 minutes

Thanks for fat fingers tip… Geoffrey now hates his new finger excersizes and diet

 

[JWood422]

One bit of advice…

Don’t let the doctors put that stick in your mouth unless you know who ate the popsicle.

Good luck, our friend. Good luck!

 

[sailorsam20500]

Cat hates me
Runs away most times

Didn’t tease it too much when it was a kitten
Go figure…. It’s a cat!

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a Cheetah...

You know, milk is the fastest liquid on Earth...
It's pasteurized before you even see it....

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles...

I heard there's a new store called Moderation.
They sell absolutely everything!

How do you make holy water?
Boil the **** out of it!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind, it's tearable...

3 unwritten rules of life:
1. ______________________
2. ______________________
3. ______________________

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I tell her: "no, just leave it in the carton".


Best wishes from a 2 time squamous cell victim.

 

[TomfromtheSoo]

Aussieguy,

Sorry to hear about heath diagnosis. I’ve always enjoyed your comments and learned from your posts. Particularly the solar and battery knowledge you share.

From Michigan; still watching out for your little blue bucket…

Tom

 

[Sunseeker16]

Aussieguy,

Get yourself well. Sorry for the health report.

 

[miataroadster]

Oh man, sorry to hear this news.....

Well, why did you get a teddy bear? You need a koala, a kangaroo or a Crocodile, dude! just kidding, Geoffrey is cool.
I do appreciate all your suggestions here!
You and the other guys here made me spend more money! Hahaha.

 

[Aussieguy]

Thanks all for your comments too many to answer one at a time

Still waiting with bated breath on what reactions I’ll get from the chemo

That stuff appears to be real bad **** the nurse had to gown up like she was going into a nuclear reactor just to open the bag that contained another bag that contains the tiniest little drip bag I ever seen


And since the port was only done 2 days before it was still sore and bruised and ached like crap