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[mmartin_tdc]

Exactly my point. Further, I you start with 100 bears, harvesting 20% brings you to 80. Assuming 1/2 are female, that gives you 40 females. If half the females have a single cub, that is 20 replacement bears to counter the 20 that were harvested.

As a side note, because we have people who actively feed the bears, twins are not uncommon and we have had reports of triplets

I can confirm there are triplets. My daughter and her husband have a picture of them holding 3 cubs while his uncle, a game warden, is doing the annual wellness check on the mother, in Arkansas.

 

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[HangDiver]

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That is cute. Although I didn't have a dog in the fight, I was pulling for the Yankees cause I like Anthony Rizzo and have his #44 on my Cubs jersey.

 

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[Superglenn1966]

Why do ants not get sick?

Because they have tiny anty bodies.

Dad Jokes.

 

[wmtire]

What's the most insulting thing you can say to a ghost?

Get a life!

 

[wmtire]

A guy is walking around town when he sees a bar with a sign advertising "All the Beer You Can Drink for $1!"

He thinks that's a great deal so he goes in, sits down, hands the bartender a dollar, and asks for a beer.

"Sure, right away" says the bartender as he pulls out a tiny shot glass and fills it up halfway.

The man is stunned. "What the heck is this?" he asks.

"That's all the beer you can drink for $1."

 

[wmtire]

Chinese takeout: $10.
Tip: $2.
Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
Riceless.

 

[wmtire]

They say that every body piercing has a story behind it.


My story is: I'm clumsy with sharp objects

 

[wmtire]

A customer in an Italian restaurant is so pleased with his meal that he insists on telling the chef personally.

The owner proudly leads him into the kitchen. “Your pizza is superb,” the customer tells the chef. “I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there.”

“Naturally,” the chef says. “Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!”

 

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[sailorsam20500]

WE ARE DOOMED!!!!

 

[Brandoni]

WE ARE DOOMED!!!!

The reach of that statement is so true . . . Sadly a summary of humanities future . . .

 

[sailorsam20500]