cute joke(s)

[wmtire]

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[TruckNut]

 

[Iwritecode]

Woodstock Willie said early spring this year.

 

[nvs4602]

before we got married I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes all the others were nines and tens.

 

[Aussieguy]

Woodstock Willie

anyone notice this Willie critter looks like a sad Koala without ears

poor Willie

 

[wmtire]

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[wmtire]

Boudreaux spots his friend Thibodeaux walking out of the local bank.

He asks him "T, what were you doing in the bank?"

Thibodeaux tells him he was in there borrowing money.

Boudreaux asks him how much did he borrow?

Thibodeaux responds "Just enough to get out of debt."

 

[HangDiver]

 

[wmtire]

Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions

 

[wmtire]

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[wmtire]

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[Aussieguy]

and why is it that colour is always spelt wrong?

 

[Brandoni]

and why is it that colour is always spelt wrong?

Good question?? Why's that??

Knock knock . . . . - - - - - -

 

[Aussieguy]

so what is a port?

HINT ... same region that uses peanut paste has ports for kids

 

[wmtire]

 

[wmtire]

 

[wmtire]

 

[wmtire]

 

[Aussieguy]

I don't think I would be too unhappy if my mrs looked that age... the eyes etc can be sorted out later

 

[HangDiver]