cute joke(s)

[Mr. Dan]

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I learned through recent cataract surgery that my brain has more to do with my sight & perception than I ever realized. That picture caused my brain to try to throw me outta my chair!

 

[Brandoni]

I learned through recent cataract surgery that my brain has more to do with my sight & perception than I ever realized. That picture caused my brain to try to throw me outta my chair!

If the picture is rotated 90 degrees and viewed is it still as troubling??

 

[JWood422]

If the picture is rotated 90 degrees and viewed is it still as troubling??

I had to see. It’s not. It’s still troubling but not as troubling. And I think whoever posted the picture should be banned from the entire internet for life!

 

[wmtire]

I had to see. It’s not. It’s still troubling but not as troubling. And I think whoever posted the picture should be banned from the entire internet for life!

What a tough audience. Lol

 

[wmtire]

Don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[HangDiver]

 

[JWood422]

What a tough audience. Lol

That picture kinda reminds me of my ex-wife. Only not as bothersome.

 

[HangDiver]

It turns out you can buy a birthday cake and eat it anytime you want. Nobody checks.

 

[sailorsam20500]

I debating if the shop owner has a great sense of humor or if someone else is really good with Photoshop....

 

[jimmoore13]

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan...

I have a friend who's about to be blessed with this. Most of his humor is at the groan level, too.

 

[HangDiver]

Great idea for a valentines day gift.

 

[RobbieH]

Great idea for a valentines day gift.

I know it's a joke, but I couldn't help cringe when he dumped that very expensive tequila into a washing machine (yes, I realize it was water), and then cringed again when he put cheap Cuervo mix in with the expensive tequila.

 

[Aussieguy]

I know that guy.... he bought my old washer.... It was in great condition

does he not realize what state my undies were in............. last time I used that washer?

 

[wmtire]

 

[TruckNut]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that's the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

 

[HangDiver]

For Valentines Day my wife said just a card this year. No more flowers from the cemetery. But I wanted to do something special anyway.

 

[sailorsam20500]

 

[HangDiver]

I was just petting my boyfriends dog and he said, "I'm glad you like her" and I was like "of course, how could I not like her, she's so cute" and my boyfriend was like "no, I'm talking to my dog".

 

[HangDiver]

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[sailorsam20500]