cute joke(s)

[HangDiver]

 

[RobbieH]

In Texas, spring comes by for a day, says hello, then leaves to come back next year.

 

[HangDiver]

When you're feeling like there's no hope left, remember the lobsters in the restaurant tank aboard the Titanic.

 

[wmtire]

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[cboss]

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who backup just using their mirrors?

Just One! That we know of...LOL. I know, I know not quite backing up.

 

[wmtire]

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[Aussieguy]

I know, I know not quite backing up.


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if you were backing up when you runned him over ........he'd end up in the front...

picture is correct !
could use a bit more gore and blood stains though

 

[sailorsam20500]

 

[wmtire]

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[wmtire]

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[LittleBill]

I would guess either as scent is pronounced the same as cent and sent, thus one or the other could be silent.

Be safe -

 

[wmtire]

 

[wmtire]

 

[RobbieH]

That fits here in central Texas too, along with all the dust we've had stirred up from the bad winds. I'm not even sure what color my truck is anymore.

 

[Mr. Dan]

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Cass County, Texas

 

[5picker]

That fits here in central Texas too, along with all the dust we've had stirred up from the bad winds. I'm not even sure what color my truck is anymore.

It's plenty bad in FL too.

 

[JWood422]

I feel like the whole world has been pollinated recently.

 

[Aussieguy]

my truck got it's annual wash this week
as pollen seams to have stopped

which reminds me Ohh joy of Joys...
next month is June bug time
I thought I was smart getting a white truck this time... just wait till you see what it looks like with all then squished black dots

 

[5picker]

my truck got it's annual wash this week
as pollen seams to have stopped

which reminds me Ohh joy of Joys...
next month is June bug time
I thought I was smart getting a white truck this time... just wait till you see what it looks like with all then squished black dots

I thought it was Lovebugs that were a big mess? At least they were when we lived there. Late April into May and again somewhere in August.

 

[Aussieguy]

I thought it was Lovebugs

could be....

I see a lot of them joined together doing something I expect we'd get arrested for if we did it in public
just before I splat them on windscreen
BOGO