More relationship humor

[RobbieH]

Just don’t let the weight police see that.

As in "Where's the weight distribution hitch?"

 

[sailorsam20500]

 

[Nick Danger]

Then you made the wrong choice. Mine made my life better; especially financially.

 

[sailorsam20500]

Then you made the wrong choice. Mine made my life better; especially financially.

Just recognizing the results of a choice. No indication that he thinks he made the "wrong" choice. There are always trade offs.

 

[JWood422]

As in "Where's the weight distribution hitch?"

And there’s likely to be lots of sway. It looks incredibly tail heavy.

 

[JWood422]

 

[Life Without Whine]

Just cause..... Happy Monday ....

 

[sailorsam20500]

 

[Aussieguy]

Reminds me ….of not yet getting citizenship in USA
Voting people’s come to door every election season…
I kept telling them not allowed to vote

Only one of them ever asked why not


My reply …
they won’t restore voting rights for convicted murder

Never had a voter person at the door again

 

[Qwkynuf]

Ok, can't remember if I have shared this here before, but it's still one of my favorite (true) stories.

My wife spent most of her career as a commercial insurance agent. At one point, she joined an organization that rhymes with "National Association of Insurance Women". The meetings were pretty much exactly what you are picturing right now.

My wife is two years younger than me, and this was probably 25 years ago now - so I was maybe 34 or 35.

One of the members hosted a Christmas party at her home and I tagged along (was dragged) as my wife's "plus 1". The party was fine (boring) as we mingled and the wife introduced me to a string of white-haired ladies whom I would never remember.

At one point we got separated, and I found myself standing alone in the dining room, sipping a beverage and trying to keep from stabbing myself in the eye with a table decoration in order to have a suitable excuse to leave early.

One of the insurance ladies enters the room, comes straight at me, and says "I don't recognize you - who do you go with?"

Without even thinking, I said "I'm here with Mrs Qwkynuf! She's my mom!"

She looks me over for a second and says "Really......"

I said "Yeah! I'm 28 and she's 56!"

That pretty much ended the conversation, and she mingled away.

A few minutes later, I was admiring some art (or dying inside, hard to tell sometimes), and somebody SMACKS me in the back of the head.

My wife (who, again, is two years younger than me...) gives me "that look" and says "Did you tell Deborah that I am your mother?????"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "Why????"

Me: "Because it was funny"

Apparently that lady had gone and found her and told her that she had met her son, and that she looked *great* for 56!

To be fair, we still laugh about it. But she was pretty hot that night!

 

[Nick Danger]

How about this one?

My oldest daughter (I have 2) is getting married. My 2nd wife is with my daughter and her mother (my ex) at the "hair dresser" getting all dolled up. One of my ex-wife's friends approaches her and asks - wait for it.
Pointing to my new wife and says - "oh is this your other daughter?"
To which she reply - No! It's my ex-husbands new wife!"

To this day that is one of the greatest moments of my life!

 

[TitanMike]

Ok, can't remember if I have shared this here before, but it's still one of my favorite (true) stories.

My wife spent most of her career as a commercial insurance agent. At one point, she joined an organization that rhymes with "National Association of Insurance Women". The meetings were pretty much exactly what you are picturing right now.

My wife is two years younger than me, and this was probably 25 years ago now - so I was maybe 34 or 35.

One of the members hosted a Christmas party at her home and I tagged along (was dragged) as my wife's "plus 1". The party was fine (boring) as we mingled and the wife introduced me to a string of white-haired ladies whom I would never remember.

At one point we got separated, and I found myself standing alone in the dining room, sipping a beverage and trying to keep from stabbing myself in the eye with a table decoration in order to have a suitable excuse to leave early.

One of the insurance ladies enters the room, comes straight at me, and says "I don't recognize you - who do you go with?"

Without even thinking, I said "I'm here with Mrs Qwkynuf! She's my mom!"

She looks me over for a second and says "Really......"

I said "Yeah! I'm 28 and she's 56!"

That pretty much ended the conversation, and she mingled away.

A few minutes later, I was admiring some art (or dying inside, hard to tell sometimes), and somebody SMACKS me in the back of the head.

My wife (who, again, is two years younger than me...) gives me "that look" and says "Did you tell Deborah that I am your mother?????"

Me: "Yes"

Her: "Why????"

Me: "Because it was funny"

Apparently that lady had gone and found her and told her that she had met her son, and that she looked *great* for 56!

To be fair, we still laugh about it. But she was pretty hot that night!

Did you and the dog sleep well that night in his kennel?

 

[wmtire]

 

[Willhound]

 

[LittleBill]

True story - My DW is 10 1/2 years younger than me. 15-20 years ago DW and I were at a Chicken dinner function in my hometown. Our DD who was probably about 25-30 at the time had been living in my deceased parents house for 5-10 years in the town. There was a lady at the dinner who I had known most of my life, but had not seen my DW very often asked if my DW was my DD. My DW could have kissed her right then and there.

Be safe -

 

[wmtire]

 

[wmtire]

My ex is at Target again.

 

[JWood422]

 

[sailorsam20500]

 

[Willhound]